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Old 11-10-2004, 01:52 PM   #1
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The oddest thought occurred to me today at lunch: are humans the only species whose males have vestigial nipples?

I would just (www.)fucking google it(.com), but I can't see how I could search for such a thing without encountering any number of NSFW sites...
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #2
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What on EARTH were you eating at lunch that brought on that question?
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:33 PM   #3
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Is <i>www.fuckinggoogleit.com</i> such a bad thing you feel you must obfuscate it?
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:38 PM   #4
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Dogs do too, they're just hidden under the fur. I imagine most male mammals do.
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Old 11-10-2004, 03:09 PM   #5
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Do male gorilla's have nipples?
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:05 PM   #6
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I have those extra little nipples that they use to burn witches for having....

uh...

tmi. sorry.....
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:23 PM   #7
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What on EARTH were you eating at lunch that brought on that question?

It was actually a comedy routine I heard on the radio about milking a cat. Since you asked.


Is www.fuckinggoogleit.com such a bad thing you feel you must obfuscate it?

I was just trying to maintain sentence structure, I wasn't sure a web address could be used as a verb in polite company.
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:47 PM   #8
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I read once that 1 in 400 women have extra nipples. But you know, I don't believe everything I read.
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:51 PM   #9
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:54 PM   #10
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I read once that 1 in 400 women have extra nipples. But you know, I don't believe everything I read.

I knew one girl in college who did. And it would be a more than fair estimate to say I've known 400 women in my lifetime. So your statistic holds up to scientific scrutiny in my book!
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Old 11-10-2004, 08:25 PM   #11
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This says;
Prevalance of Extra Nipples: about 1 in 10 people but most are small and mistaken for freckles or moles
Prevalance Rate: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA
Undiagnosed prevalence of Extra Nipples: about 1 in 10 people have an extra nipple but most are small, misshapen, and mistaken for freckles or moles
Undiagnosed prevalence rate: approx 1 in 10 or 10.00% or 27.2 million people in USA.
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Old 11-10-2004, 10:58 PM   #12
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More research is needed...I volunteer to become the first official Superfluous Nipple Inspector General, Female Division. We could justify the creation of this post by citing that the dangerous uber-criminal Scaramanga, aka "The Man with the Golden Gun", had a third nipple, and look how nasty he was!

I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.
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Old 11-10-2004, 11:59 PM   #13
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extra nipples, schrextra schmipples.

my body is almost completely covered in extra assholes. they're very tiny. so tiny that all they can effectively pass is sweat.... but they're assholes, I tells ya. just ask OnyxCougar. she always pushing my asshole buttons.
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Old 11-11-2004, 12:12 AM   #14
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I think a starting salary of $325k annually, a government vehicle and a private jet at my disposal will allow me to get a good start on this important and vital security project. I think I'll start in the Virgin Islands...the US Virgin Islands, of course.
I'm thinking they probably wouldn't be virgin for long.
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Old 11-11-2004, 05:21 AM   #15
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Just happened to *come* across a picture that fits this thread appropriately.
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