Cheating Husband Kidnaps Himself

Cloud · 07-08-2008, 04:06 PM

stupid guys making their lives worse. From my local paper:

http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_9782521
http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_9812198

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claiming he was kidnapped in order to avoid getting in trouble with his wife after staying out all night with friends.

Shortly after 11 a.m., Rivas allegedly told investigators that he was bound, forced to drink transmission fluid and left in the trunk of his car abandoned under a river levee bridge near San Miguel. But eventually Rivas admitted the tale was a hoax to cover up after hanging out with three friends, two of whom are women, investigators said.

Investigators said Rivas allegedly struck his head against the side of his car and poured transmission fluid on himself to look like he was roughed up by the kidnappers.

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A 31-year-old man, has been arrested and charged with false alarm or report. His bond has been set at $5,000. . .

At about noon Thursday, Doña Ana County Sheriff's Department deputies found Rivas in the desert disoriented with minor injuries. Rivas allegedly told deputies he was tied and left in the trunk of his car underneath a river levee bridge on New Mexico Highway 192 near San Miguel . . .

The fabricated story caused the several agencies to respond and assist in the search, and also disrupted residents in the Canutillo area, he said. "We are not going to tolerate the abuse of the 911 system," he said.

Flint · 07-08-2008, 04:19 PM

And this was not as bad as what he thought his wife would have done!

btw I like how they say "three friends, two of whom are women" in other words him and a buddy picked up two bar whores.

lumberjim · 07-08-2008, 04:24 PM

He was, undoubtedly raped as well, poor guy. where's the pity?

Troubleshooter · 07-08-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

He was, undoubtedly raped as well, poor guy. where's the pity?

No, no, no...

The raping has yet to even begin.

Cloud · 07-08-2008, 04:47 PM

raping yourself is pretty tricky.

. . . I can recommend a good toy.

footfootfoot · 07-08-2008, 08:37 PM

What a fucking nimrod. I hope the judge sentences him to sterility, god forbid he swims in the gene pool...

SamIam · 07-09-2008, 12:12 AM

Wouldn't he have died if he had actually drunk transmission fluid? It certainly sounds as if he ingested something on his walk on the wild side. If there's such a thing as criminal stupidity, this guy definately qualifies.

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-11-2008, 05:11 PM

Good hook in the thread title: right away I was imagining the guy driving his car off from inside the trunk. If he tied his feet together, it better have an automatic tranny...

But without question, this man is divorce bait. Cut the bait, and go fishing elsewhere, wronged wife.

binky · 07-11-2008, 05:16 PM

Did anyone see his picture? - clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer

07-08-2008, 04:19 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	And this was not as bad as what he thought his wife would have done! btw I like how they say "three friends, two of whom are women" in other words him and a buddy picked up two bar whores. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-08-2008, 04:24 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	He was, undoubtedly raped as well, poor guy. where's the pity? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-08-2008, 04:47 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	raping yourself is pretty tricky. . . . I can recommend a good toy. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-08-2008, 08:37 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What a fucking nimrod. I hope the judge sentences him to sterility, god forbid he swims in the gene pool... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-11-2008, 05:11 PM	#8
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Good hook in the thread title: right away I was imagining the guy driving his car off from inside the trunk. If he tied his feet together, it better have an automatic tranny... But without question, this man is divorce bait. Cut the bait, and go fishing elsewhere, wronged wife. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-09-2008, 12:12 AM	#7
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Wouldn't he have died if he had actually drunk transmission fluid? It certainly sounds as if he ingested something on his walk on the wild side. If there's such a thing as criminal stupidity, this guy definately qualifies.

07-11-2008, 05:16 PM	#9
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Did anyone see his picture? - clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

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