Illegal?

Russell, 25, and the other two men -- Naeem Perry, 24, of Berkeley and Ali Hayes, 27, of Oakland -- were booked on suspicion of rape, oral copulation, penetration by a foreign object and sexual battery.

Ah, yes. That horrible, deviant act of DUN DUN DUN! Oral copulation.

Now, if he's guilty of the others, he should definitely serve some jail time (rape is no joking matter). But <b>oral copulation</b>? Which one of those cops that arrested him hasn't gotten head? What about the judge that's going to sentence him? COME ON.

"You are being charged with breaking and entering, larceny and farting in public."