What shits are you missing

Sheldonrs · 03-09-2009, 12:41 PM

Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees.
I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them.
I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach.
Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-)

I miss that shit!

03-09-2009, 12:41 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	What shits are you missing Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees. I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them. I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach. Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-) I miss that shit! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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