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01-21-2010, 01:29 AM | #1 | |
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Jan 21, 2010: DIY X-Rays
What? Yeah, do-it-yourself x-rays, that's the right wing's answer to saving money on health care.
Just kidding, even they wouldn't go that far... would they? Anyway, all you need is x-ray film and Scotch tape. Quote:
Oh damn, you need a vacuum too. Speaking of vacuums.... if the sucking stops, get rid of the old bag. link
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01-21-2010, 04:38 AM | #2 |
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01-21-2010, 09:08 AM | #3 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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If Microsoft ever made vacuum cleaners, it would be the only thing they make that doesn't suck.
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01-21-2010, 09:42 AM | #4 |
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Scotch tape produces X-rays? So if I'm holding the tape dispenser in my lap as I use it, am I mutating my genetic code for my offspring? Do I have to worry about cancer now when I wrap presents? Is 300,000 x-ray photons per billionth of a second a lot? WTF? I need some perspective here. Thanks.
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01-21-2010, 09:44 AM | #5 |
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Oh, wait. Never mind. I just saw the bit about the vacuum.
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01-21-2010, 09:46 AM | #6 | |
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01-21-2010, 10:03 AM | #7 |
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It's enough to make you want to end it all and pour yourself a glass of dihydrogen oxide.
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01-21-2010, 11:41 AM | #8 |
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Ah. It is nice to see the old bag back. Haven't seen her since IOTD 18760 in 2008.
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01-21-2010, 04:28 PM | #9 | |
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Now he is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4
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01-21-2010, 07:49 PM | #10 |
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A little while ago, I turned out all the lights upstairs and went into my closet with my son and a roll of scotch tape. We sang the ABC song twice to give our eyes time to adjust and then I started yanking tape off the roll. I'll be damned if it didn't start glowing! Amazing. My boy was impressed. Thanks, Cellar.
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01-21-2010, 10:24 PM | #11 |
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You have no remorse for subjecting your son to those x-rays?
Oh wait, no vacuum... nevermind.
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01-23-2010, 05:01 AM | #12 |
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But wait! Was the vacuum stored in there?
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01-26-2010, 04:34 PM | #13 |
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Am I the only one worried?
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01-26-2010, 07:47 PM | #14 |
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I knew I could count on you. I was surprised everyone else left it alone. :p
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01-27-2010, 01:44 PM | #15 |
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I'm slipping.
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