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04-01-2011, 08:56 AM | #1 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Fuck All of You!!
I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.
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04-01-2011, 09:03 AM | #2 |
Slattern of the Swail
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April Fools?
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04-01-2011, 09:06 AM | #3 |
a beautiful fool
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christ, I hope so.
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04-01-2011, 09:22 AM | #4 | |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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04-01-2011, 09:24 AM | #5 | |
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04-01-2011, 02:39 PM | #6 | |
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Plus, he's dissing Tulip??? Gotta b April Foolin.
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04-01-2011, 03:00 PM | #7 |
polaroid of perfection
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It's not an April Fool.
I told Sarge that if he converted to a Liberal point of view, I would raise the money to fly to America and give him head. In response, what I got was a diatribe about everything I hold dear. I guess this signifies what he thinks of me. And also his opinion of how I suck cock. And yes, I suck the balls. And hum. I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum. I lick and I suck and I enjoy it. Sigh. Poor Sarge. Missing out on all that... |
04-01-2011, 04:58 PM | #8 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Not Tulip! She's very bi-cultural and sweet.
BUT Do not and I repeat, do NOT google Asian/Apple Pie. |
04-01-2011, 05:42 PM | #9 |
Read? I only know how to write.
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04-01-2011, 06:14 PM | #10 |
Back in 10
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I must have been absent when someone claimed this was a community of "normal" people. I have never been considered normal and I love this place!
If fuck you is directed to me and I assume it is, then I want to be one of the first ones and FFS use a condom!
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04-01-2011, 08:16 PM | #11 |
trying hard to be a better person
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As one of those 'foreign women' I can only say, sorry if any kind of understanding I might have shown to anyone has offended you. I mean, I'm sorry for you. xx
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04-01-2011, 10:14 PM | #12 |
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Like Ali, I'm one of those foreign women (too).
Best comment I ever saw on normal was: "the only people who are normal are the ones you don't know very well." |
04-01-2011, 10:20 PM | #13 |
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P.S. Not sure when this crept up on me, perhaps it was while I was procrastinating over doing an assignment for my first foray into accredited study in 7 years, but I think I am now officially addicted to the Cellar (I realised this when checking the latest Cellar posts became as important as checking my email, fb account and phone in the morning on waking up).
Is there a support group for Cellar addiction? Last edited by casimendocina; 04-01-2011 at 10:21 PM. Reason: saving irrelevant bits for later :D |
04-01-2011, 10:22 PM | #14 |
trying hard to be a better person
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You're soaking in it.
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04-01-2011, 11:18 PM | #15 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Good God Almighty folks! Of course this is my April Fool's joke. Everyone knows I "like" certain foreign women. I'm a crotchedy old fart, but even I'm not as mean as the afore rant. Just joshing with you & I see most of you saw through the charade
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