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10-20-2012, 09:18 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Punchlines!
Why are there no jokes about Jonestown? The Punchline is too long.
This is a thread to post ONLY the punchline of a joke (or multiple jokes) After a suitable length of time, we'll create a list and see how many of us know the joke leading up to the punchlines. I'll start with a few old standbys: 1) A pig that special, you don't want to eat all at once. 2) Rectum? Damn near killed him. 3) Probably not the same Elephant.
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10-20-2012, 09:38 PM
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still says videotape
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5) Hey buddy, what's with the long face.
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10-21-2012, 12:03 AM
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Старый сержант
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6) The snail says "what the fuck you do that for?"
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10-21-2012, 12:04 AM
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Старый сержант
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7) The bartender says "What's this, some kind of a joke?"
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10-21-2012, 12:24 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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8. The mouse says "take it all, bitch".
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10-21-2012, 12:55 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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9) Actually, it's just vanilla ice cream.
10) Do you think I should have said "DiMaggio?" 11) Ahhh, Goddamned lousy rain.
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10-21-2012, 05:42 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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12. ...and asked for a beer and a mop.
13. And that's not my finger. 14. Wanders around the house all night wondering if there is a dog. |
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10-21-2012, 06:45 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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15. Long time no see.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-21-2012, 07:50 AM
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Radical Centrist
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16. Paint my house.
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10-21-2012, 09:40 AM
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a beautiful fool
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17. The bear looks at his paws and says, "Ive always had these"
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10-21-2012, 10:38 AM
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NSABFD
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18. "Well, ain't that nice!"
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10-21-2012, 10:40 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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19. Bofus?
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10-21-2012, 11:25 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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21. Moo!
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10-21-2012, 12:07 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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22-- "Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."
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