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Old 11-08-2014, 12:32 PM   #1
Big Sarge
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Iraq

Thank the Lord Obama pledged no ground troops in Iraq. Obama ended OIF and brought the troops home. Mission Accomplished.

Fast forward: There will be absolutely NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN IRAQ! All U.S. military troops over there will...WEAR SANDALS! And, they will not be in a combat role. Incoming fire will be directed solely (pun intended) at the Iraqi troops our "advisors" are training. Failure of the IS militants to observe that courtesy will result in their being sued in the World Court!

Thank goodness we have a Glorious Leader. He follows a great tradition:

Income Tax will never be more than 3% of anyone's income: FDR

Social Security will be in a trust fund and cannot be spent by the government: FDR

I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky". Bill Clinton
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