White House threatens to close Central Park Zoo

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from the NY Times of 6 Feb 2004 entitled "Love That Dare Not Squeak Its Name"
Roy and Silo, two chinstrap penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, are completely devoted to each other. For nearly six years now, they have been inseparable. They exhibit what in penguin parlance is called "ecstatic behavior": that is, they entwine their necks, they vocalize ...

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