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[Kitsune]

Can we ban car alarms from this planet? Please? Can we get a law on the books to silence these useless pieces of junk electronics?

At one, two, three, and five AM this morning some retard's riced-out Mitsubishi's horn decided to go off for ten minute intervals for no goddamn reason. Once ten minutes had elapsed and the alarm finally went quiet, it seemed to only be catching its breath as it would begin again two or three seconds later.

What causes these things to go off for no reason? And, for that matter, how do you handle this problem without resorting to taking out your agression with a baseball bat? I actually considered stuffing rags into the air intake to try to muffle the thing.