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10-27-2017, 11:19 PM | #1 | ||
The future is unwritten
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Oct 28th, 2017: Dissolve You
You have a choice, buried or burned. Yeah yeah, I know, cardboard box and grow a tree and all that green,
environmental, socially responsible stuff. Well whoever disposes of you better have a lot of land and not get caught or they’ll be sharing a cell with Bubba/Bubbina. The rules are strict and they take them seriously because the funeral industry owns many politicians. But there’s a new option in town dissolve you. Quote:
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and full of nutrients it can be used as fertilizer. You could help grow a field of flowers… or sensimilla.
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10-28-2017, 09:11 AM | #2 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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All it takes is a bucket of water for wicked witches.
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10-28-2017, 10:15 AM | #3 |
I can hear my ears
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Not true, as any divorced man can attest.
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10-29-2017, 11:53 AM | #4 |
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I had my first wife 3 years, my second 29 years. If I should outlive my wife then there won't be another. I don't think I could go through 25 years of that shit again.
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10-29-2017, 09:04 PM | #5 |
The future is unwritten
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♫Been down one time
Been down two times I'm never going back again ♪
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