What dwellar would you most like to meet in a dark alley with a baseball bat?

richlevy · 03-23-2007, 08:28 PM

There are meetings and then there are meetings. This thread is for the other kind.

Actually noone here has really pissed me off in a very long time. Most of the people I disagree with here only manage to exasperate me. Either I've matured or just gotten tired.

lumberjim · 03-23-2007, 08:31 PM

i'd like to kick your ass, rich. ya mutherfucker.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2007, 08:32 PM

I don't want to meet anyone with a baseball bat, in a dark alley or anywhere else..... I'm a stinkin' coward.

richlevy · 03-23-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'd like to kick your ass, rich. ya mutherfucker.

Say hello to my little friend.

King · 03-23-2007, 08:38 PM

I'll take you all on. I'm crazy like that, see.

lumberjim · 03-23-2007, 08:41 PM

wait, who has the bat?

richlevy · 03-23-2007, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

wait, who has the bat?

The other guy. That's what you get for not reading the fine print.

zippyt · 03-23-2007, 09:53 PM

No body I dislike enough to go after ,
but I would gladly walk into an alley bat in hand to help quite a few folks here !!!

Beestie · 03-23-2007, 10:55 PM

Well we could hope for the hockey game phenomenon where we all go to a fight and a baseball game breaks out. With this bunch it could happen.

I play first base. LJ - your behind the plate. Rich, you be the umpire. Zipster - take left field. Why left field? Because its a short freakin walk from where you are all the time nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Why I otta.

Ok so that leaves 2nd, short, 3rd, pitcher, CF and RF. I can't pick the whole team so somebody else step up to the plate.

Oh, and who are we gonna play? Anybody remember the URL for audio galaxy? Or maybe the Cellarites versus the Cellarettes.

zippyt · 03-23-2007, 10:59 PM

Zipster - take left field. Why left field? Because its a short freakin walk from where you are all the time nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Why I otta.

Hey thats close to the BEER consesion !!!!

lumberjim · 03-23-2007, 11:02 PM

sheldon is the pitcher!

lumberjim · 03-23-2007, 11:03 PM

oh, wait...then i'm NOT the catcher! i'll take manager!

zippyt · 03-23-2007, 11:21 PM

EHHHHHHHH !!!! ( annoying buzzer )
To late , LJ is Sheldons catcher !!!!!!

Beestie · 03-23-2007, 11:22 PM

Manager? You think you are management material?

Fine. Then take the manager's quiz.

1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all *gulp* at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?"

Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to HELL."

Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why?

lumberjim · 03-24-2007, 06:25 AM

radar

and i don't have to tell you why. and stop crying, there's no crying in baseball.

03-23-2007, 08:28 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	What dwellar would you most like to meet in a dark alley with a baseball bat? There are meetings and then there are meetings. This thread is for the other kind. Actually noone here has really pissed me off in a very long time. Most of the people I disagree with here only manage to exasperate me. Either I've matured or just gotten tired. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

03-23-2007, 08:31 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'd like to kick your ass, rich. ya mutherfucker. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-23-2007, 08:32 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't want to meet anyone with a baseball bat, in a dark alley or anywhere else..... I'm a stinkin' coward. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2007, 08:38 PM	#5
King Conquistador Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 259	I'll take you all on. I'm crazy like that, see. __________________ "I've shot you, Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations."

03-23-2007, 08:41 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wait, who has the bat? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-23-2007, 09:53 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	No body I dislike enough to go after , but I would gladly walk into an alley bat in hand to help quite a few folks here !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-23-2007, 10:55 PM	#9
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Well we could hope for the hockey game phenomenon where we all go to a fight and a baseball game breaks out. With this bunch it could happen. I play first base. LJ - your behind the plate. Rich, you be the umpire. Zipster - take left field. Why left field? Because its a short freakin walk from where you are all the time nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Why I otta. Ok so that leaves 2nd, short, 3rd, pitcher, CF and RF. I can't pick the whole team so somebody else step up to the plate. Oh, and who are we gonna play? Anybody remember the URL for audio galaxy? Or maybe the Cellarites versus the Cellarettes. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-23-2007, 10:59 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Zipster - take left field. Why left field? Because its a short freakin walk from where you are all the time nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Why I otta. Hey thats close to the BEER consesion !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-23-2007, 11:02 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sheldon is the pitcher! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-23-2007, 11:03 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh, wait...then i'm NOT the catcher! i'll take manager! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-23-2007, 11:21 PM	#13
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	EHHHHHHHH !!!! ( annoying buzzer ) To late , LJ is Sheldons catcher !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-23-2007, 11:22 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Manager? You think you are management material? Fine. Then take the manager's quiz. 1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all gulp at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?" Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to *HELL*." Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-24-2007, 06:25 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	radar and i don't have to tell you why. and stop crying, there's no crying in baseball. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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