Great Balls of Fire!

DanaC · 08-23-2007, 05:48 PM

Well....more of a flaming cock really..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200708...b7e5c6f_1.html

I shouldn't laugh. It's not a funny story, it's barbaric and vile...but this line did raise a slight chuckle:

Quote:

woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Aliantha · 08-23-2007, 07:03 PM

So did she use vodka as the accellerant?

DucksNuts · 08-23-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

"I don't know what I did to deserve this."

ch'yeah riiiiight.

Why was he naked?

Aliantha · 08-23-2007, 07:26 PM

He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked???

Elspode · 08-23-2007, 08:04 PM

Dude said "I don't know what I did to deserve this." Apparently he is unaware that merely having a penis is sufficient reason after living with someone for three years after you've been divorced.

theotherguy · 08-23-2007, 08:08 PM

balls+fire=bad

Crimson Ghost · 08-23-2007, 10:40 PM

Gives a new meaning to "Hey, I have a burning sensation down there".

RonBurgundy · 08-23-2007, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked???

I do?

JuancoRocks · 08-24-2007, 02:16 AM

Nuts! Hot Nuts!.....Get 'em from the Russian Man.......

"It was monstrously painful,"

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2007, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonBurgundy

I do?

Do we have to show you the hidden camera pictures?

08-24-2007, 03:11 PM

I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.

jester · 08-24-2007, 03:15 PM

Is that what you call "Cracklin Crotch"?

Happy Monkey · 08-24-2007, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.

Maybe if there was a popular song "Great Tits of Fire"?

Cicero · 08-24-2007, 04:26 PM

The fact that he admits that there is something he could possibly do to deserve that is the funny part.
He's still trying to figure it out....

Hmm...I can't imagine what I did.......

DanaC · 08-24-2007, 04:32 PM

rk, you are right it isn't funny. Hence my caveat in the initial post. What I found amusing is that having been forced through lack of housing options to continue living together despite being divorced, he was sitting butt naked watching tv and drinking vodka. I just found that an amusing description of a russian man:P

08-23-2007, 07:03 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	So did she use vodka as the accellerant? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-23-2007, 07:26 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked??? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-23-2007, 08:04 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Dude said "I don't know what I did to deserve this." Apparently he is unaware that merely having a penis is sufficient reason after living with someone for three years after you've been divorced. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-23-2007, 08:08 PM	#6
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	balls+fire=bad __________________ I should be working.

08-23-2007, 10:40 PM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Gives a new meaning to "Hey, I have a burning sensation down there". __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-24-2007, 02:16 AM	#9
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Balls of Fire! Nuts! Hot Nuts!.....Get 'em from the Russian Man....... "It was monstrously painful,"

08-24-2007, 03:11 PM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.

08-24-2007, 03:15 PM	#12
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Is that what you call "Cracklin Crotch"?

08-24-2007, 04:26 PM	#14
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	The fact that he admits that there is something he could possibly do to deserve that is the funny part. He's still trying to figure it out.... Hmm...I can't imagine what I did....... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

08-24-2007, 04:32 PM	#15
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	rk, you are right it isn't funny. Hence my caveat in the initial post. What I found amusing is that having been forced through lack of housing options to continue living together despite being divorced, he was sitting butt naked watching tv and drinking vodka. I just found that an amusing description of a russian man:P

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