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Parenting Bringing up the shorties so they aren't completely messed up |
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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My 1 y/o daughter: "UCK!"
Yeah. She dropped a toy on her foot. And what do you say when you drop something on your foot? . . . "UCK!"
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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" oh, mommy! you dropped your fuckin' phone!"
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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"Go, asshole!"
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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them youngen's will repeat most ANYTHING !!! Gots to be careful!!!!!!
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Awwww, arent you soooo proud.
She's growing up just nicely. My 4yr old loves to walk around telling anyone that will listen...."you dont say FUCK, thats a really naughty word, and dont say stupid and dont say Black people, dont say fat boy either, thats not nice and dont say Shit...but you can say bugger" |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
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. . . and try not to laugh at them!
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Tool. Not the band - you are one.
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL
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![]() ![]() We stopped at a Burger King Friday night, and apparently, everything in the Keys closes down at 9pm, and I had to piss like a racehorse. The chick inside the Burger King refused to let me in to use the facilities... I got back in the truck and muttered "that fucking whore" to The Man... and The Girl pipes in, "yeah, that whore!" Bad mommy, I know...
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 3,034
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I always slip up in front of my nieces when the family's visiting, and immediately after, give my sister an alarmed, apologetic look--sometimes followed by an "Oh shit, sorry!"
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