Wall Street's Naked Swindle

[xoxoxoBruce]

Feeling a little tired, sluggish, listless? This article should get your heart pumping and raise your blood pressure.

On Tuesday, March 11th, 2008, somebody — nobody knows who — made one of the craziest bets Wall Street has ever seen. The mystery figure spent $1.7 million on a series of options, gambling that shares in the venerable investment bank Bear Stearns would lose more than half their value in nine days or less. It was madness — "like buying 1.7 million lottery tickets," according to one financial analyst.

But what's even crazier is that the bet paid.

At the close of business that afternoon, Bear Stearns was trading at $62.97. At that point, whoever made the gamble owned the right to sell huge bundles of Bear stock, at $30 and $25, on or before March 20th. In order for the bet to pay, Bear would have to fall harder and faster than any Wall Street brokerage in history.

The very next day, March 12th, Bear went into free fall. By the end of the week, the firm had lost virtually all of its cash and was clinging to promises of state aid; by the weekend, it was being knocked to its knees by the Fed and the Treasury, and forced at the barrel of a shotgun to sell itself to JPMorgan Chase (which had been given $29 billion in public money to marry its hunchbacked new bride) at the humiliating price of … $2 a share. Whoever bought those options on March 11th woke up on the morning of March 17th having made 159 times his money, or roughly $270 million. This trader was either the luckiest guy in the world, the smartest son of a bitch ever or…

Or what? That this was a brazen case of insider manipulation was so obvious that even Sen. Chris Dodd, chairman of the pillow-soft-touch Senate Banking Committee, couldn't help but remark on it a few weeks later, when questioning Christopher Cox, the then-chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission. "I would hope that you're looking at this," Dodd said. "This kind of spike must have triggered some sort of bells and whistles at the SEC. This goes beyond rumors."

Cox nodded sternly and promised, yes, he would look into it. What actually happened is another matter. Although the SEC issued more than 50 subpoenas to Wall Street firms, it has yet to identify the mysterious trader who somehow seemed to know in advance that one of the five largest investment banks in America was going to completely tank in a matter of days. "I've seen the SEC send agents overseas in a simple insider-trading case to investigate profits of maybe $2,000," says Brent Baker, a former senior counsel for the commission. "But they did nothing to stop this."

That's just the beginning of this article, and the scary part is it's not just about what happened, but about what can and probably will happen.

[spudcon]

When they find the culprits, I'll bet one of them has Sen or Rep in front of her/his name.

[Griff]

..or bin Laden/Cheney.

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by spudcon

When they find the culprits, I'll bet one of them has Sen or Rep in front of her/his name.

Nah, congresspeople are just the errand boys and girls. This has insider written all over it.

[ZenGum]

The crook who did this probably owns several congresspeople.

Why are they being so slow to pursue this? It is so obviously a very major crime, stock-market-wise. Thanks for the info, Bruce. I'm off to get some pitchforks, can you bring some flaming torches?

[TheMercenary]

Was there no follow up to this?

[Cloud]

I thought there were going to be naked people in this thread. (pouts)