Intros

Juniper · 08-01-2008, 01:52 AM

I didn't see an intro thread, as many forums have...so in my newbieisticness (newbieism? Newbieishness?), maybe this will be OK.

Hi! I'm Juniper!

I'd grown bored and a little bit annoyed with other message boards I've been on and needed a bit of fresh air. I knew I'd found a winner when a quick browse made me laugh out loud, and really mean it.

Looking forward to meeting all of you.

ZenGum · 08-01-2008, 09:09 AM

Hello Juniper!

Tell me, were you brought forth by a Juniper Bush or something?

barefoot serpent · 08-01-2008, 09:21 AM

Hi Juniper! Welcome abored!

Your berries make my favorite cocktail.

Griff · 08-01-2008, 09:29 AM

People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.

Sundae · 08-01-2008, 10:04 AM

Hello Juniper.
I think the reason we don't have a newbies thread is because we're more interested in what people have to say than in their post count.

That's not to say we don't welcome people of course.
LJ will be along later with the quiz.

sweetwater · 08-01-2008, 10:22 AM

Welcome, Juniper. Enjoy the Cellar!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-01-2008, 10:32 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper.

Juniper · 08-01-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.

Well, I suppose it is a bit contradictory...fresh air in the cellar.

DanaC · 08-01-2008, 01:48 PM

Hallo Juniper! Nice to meet you

Pull up a stool and relax.....but whatever you do....don't ever open that Red Door over there....*supresses a slight shudder and masks it with a friendly smile*

HungLikeJesus · 08-01-2008, 02:12 PM

Red door? Red door?

I thought it was the green door we weren't supposed to open.

DanaC · 08-01-2008, 02:23 PM

Nope, the red door.

....it's the name of an epsiode of IT Crowd:P

lumberjim · 08-01-2008, 02:30 PM

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?

3. What does a gay snake say?

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

6. How many Jacksons are there?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?

9. Why aren't you working right now?

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?

Elspode · 08-02-2008, 12:30 AM

Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here.

Today is your day, BTW.

Juniper · 08-02-2008, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?
Your ass?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?
Dunno...shouldn't that be "who?" Oh wait, who's on first.

3. What does a gay snake say?
Maybe you ought to ask Harry Potter.

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
You scream, we all scream for ice cream!

6. How many Jacksons are there?
Umm... dunno, how many $20 bills ya got?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)
Um...what's on second?

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

9. Why aren't you working right now?
I am working. I am doing research for my next horror novel.

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?
I don't know's on third.

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?
To a bar in Chicago.
http://www.wildgoosebar.com/

08-02-2008, 04:15 AM

Answered a question with a question 40% of the time.

Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is:

Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p

08-01-2008, 01:52 AM	#1
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Intros I didn't see an intro thread, as many forums have...so in my newbieisticness (newbieism? Newbieishness?), maybe this will be OK. Hi! I'm Juniper! I'd grown bored and a little bit annoyed with other message boards I've been on and needed a bit of fresh air. I knew I'd found a winner when a quick browse made me laugh out loud, and really mean it. Looking forward to meeting all of you.

08-01-2008, 09:09 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hello Juniper! Tell me, were you brought forth by a Juniper Bush or something? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-01-2008, 09:21 AM	#3
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Hi Juniper! Welcome abored! Your berries make my favorite cocktail. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-01-2008, 09:29 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-01-2008, 10:22 AM	#6
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Welcome, Juniper. Enjoy the Cellar! __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

08-01-2008, 10:04 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hello Juniper. I think the reason we don't have a newbies thread is because we're more interested in what people have to say than in their post count. That's not to say we don't welcome people of course. LJ will be along later with the quiz.

08-01-2008, 10:32 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-01-2008, 01:48 PM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Hallo Juniper! Nice to meet you Pull up a stool and relax.....but whatever you do....don't ever open that Red Door over there....supresses a slight shudder and masks it with a friendly smile

08-01-2008, 02:12 PM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Red door? Red door? I thought it was the green door we weren't supposed to open. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-01-2008, 02:23 PM	#11
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Nope, the red door. ....it's the name of an epsiode of IT Crowd:P Last edited by DanaC; 08-01-2008 at 02:31 PM.

08-01-2008, 02:30 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	been a while since we had a quiz... this is an all new one just for you, Juniper: 1. What is the opposite of 'above me'? 2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs? 3. What does a gay snake say? 4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night? 6. How many Jacksons are there? 7. (insert your own quiz question here) 8. Have you aver killed a hobo? 9. Why aren't you working right now? 10. Did you think I forgot question number 5? 5. Where does the Wild Goose go? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-02-2008, 12:30 AM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here. Today is your day, BTW. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-02-2008, 04:15 AM	#15
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Answered a question with a question 40% of the time. Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is: Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p

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