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Old 04-20-2007, 01:44 PM   #1
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Well? Does it?

What songs do you remember from your younger days. The goofy songs, like the ones you would find on the Looney Tunes album?
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:58 PM   #2
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I completely forgot about that song! Now I can't get that one line out of my head!! (and ps, no the flavor gets better)
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:59 PM   #3
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:07 PM   #4
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Excellent!
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:57 PM   #5
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JACKPOT!

This month's Cellar Tip Jar donation (dig deep, people, it's for the children) will be made in Shawnee123's name. Sweeeeet! Thanks!
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:03 PM   #6
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*ahem*

We're experiencing some technical difficulties with the tip jar. I have a dread suspicion it's *not* the tip jar's fault. I think I may have spoken in haste. But I'm good for it, I promise.
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:21 AM   #7
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Once I discovered Dr Demento in the mid 70's, my brain was so filled with insane songs that I no longer recall when I first heard them.
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Old 04-21-2007, 12:18 PM   #8
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I'm a huge Tom Lehrer fan.

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

The Vatican Rag

The Masochism Tango

Oedipus Rex

To name a few.
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Old 04-21-2007, 12:31 PM   #9
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"A Cannibal King with a big brass ring . . . " I can't remember that one.

"Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night . . . "

"There's a hole in the bottom of the sea"
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Old 04-21-2007, 04:32 PM   #10
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Sheldon, if you play any sort of instrument at all, you should check this out.

You'll be a hit at parties. I first received it in middle school, and eventually learned to play all of his songs... on the viola.

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Old 04-21-2007, 04:49 PM   #11
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Sheldon, if you play any sort of instrument at all, you should check this out.

You'll be a hit at parties. I first received it in middle school, and eventually learned to play all of his songs... on the viola.

I studied flute, clarinet, cello and violin in elementary school. Never learned anything on any of them. But I can hum. ;-)
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Old 04-23-2007, 10:18 PM   #12
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I'm a huge Tom Lehrer fan.
Yes! And Shel Silverstein.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:14 PM   #13
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Beans In My Ears, the original earworm.

Turn Back the Clocks, from the prolific Allan Sherman -- you all know "Hello Faddah, Hello Muddah."
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:49 PM   #14
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"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:50 PM   #15
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Chorus: Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,

French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon. (slurp, slurp).
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