Funny WPA Security Strings

Radar · 09-29-2008, 06:32 PM

I'm resetting our wireless connections from what the old admin had WEP to WPA for added security.

I've got this one woman I work with who is an annoying little snippy bitch. She's a vegan Mac user who doesn't understand why an entertainment company even needs security, and she seems to think decisions about MY network are a democracy...they aren't.

I am going to choose a phrase for our laptop users to connect wirelessly.

I want to make it something funny, but not political or religious. It has to be something I can get away with at work and can't get sued for. I want it to be something she will hate to type.

Here are a few off the top of my head....

I love Veal!

My food has a face.

Meat is Yummy.

Your suggestions would be fun and helpful.

Clodfobble · 09-29-2008, 06:40 PM

You live in California. There is nothing you can't be sued for.

But you could maybe get away with something more subtle, like "B12 is an important vitamin."

Bullitt · 09-29-2008, 07:21 PM

The other white meat.
Medium rare
The cow says, moooo
Old Macdonald

ZenGum · 09-29-2008, 08:00 PM

A funny idea, but I fear Clod is probably right.

Corpse-eaters rule
Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Bash her in!
Bring home the bacon

classicman · 09-29-2008, 09:20 PM

I like that one - "Bring home the bacon"
A good lawyer could make a case that you were trying to make them more productive.

lumberjim · 09-29-2008, 11:25 PM

wheresthebeef

beefaroni

moveoverbacon

pulledpork

fingerlickingood

chalupa

Crimson Ghost · 09-30-2008, 03:38 AM

if given the chance, cows would eat you

i didn't order a salad

bacon is a food group

my bologna has a first name

meaty beaty big and bouncy

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 03:57 AM

Don't be so mean.
She's an annoying snippy bitch - fine, that's who she is and it isn't nice.

But there might be other people in the company who are also vegan/ vegetarian who don't make an issue out of it and who aren't annoying or bitchy. Don't pick on a lifestyle choice as your means of revenge.

Make your phrase Constitutional Scholar instead

BigV · 09-30-2008, 09:41 AM

Make the string:

"Vegetarian is a word meaning hunting failure"

but tell her the string is:

"Animals are people too"

Let her be the vegetarian she wants to be... good luck hunting for the wireless connection.

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 10:56 AM

Macs got nuttin' on some mutton

sweetwater · 09-30-2008, 11:13 AM

"I Love Radar"
"The Cellar is Laughing at Me"
"OMGWTFBBQ"

Flint · 09-30-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

"OMGWTFBBQ"

ding! ding! ding! we have a weiner

Sundae · 10-01-2008, 06:04 AM

Awwwwww, reminds me when my teenage boyfriend was first starting out in computers. His password was something like IL[SG]AWTFH

Which was I Love [SG] And Want To Fuck Her.
It's not strictly romantic, but as we were already doing the deed, all I focused on was the fact he loved me and was reminded of it every time he logged in

classicman · 10-01-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

ding! ding! ding! we have a weiner

seconded

ZenGum · 10-01-2008, 08:35 AM

It's good, but you'll have to tell her it means something else...

For starters:

Open Minds Gather With The Finest! Be Back Quickly

But I am sure we can do better. Something that you can plausibly insist is an anti-meat message. She'll know you're lying, but won't be able to prove it ... and how much fun would that be? Something a bit like:

Only Monsters Gorge When Terrible Farmers Bash Baby Quackers, or something...

09-29-2008, 06:32 PM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Funny WPA Security Strings I'm resetting our wireless connections from what the old admin had WEP to WPA for added security. I've got this one woman I work with who is an annoying little snippy bitch. She's a vegan Mac user who doesn't understand why an entertainment company even needs security, and she seems to think decisions about MY network are a democracy...they aren't. I am going to choose a phrase for our laptop users to connect wirelessly. I want to make it something funny, but not political or religious. It has to be something I can get away with at work and can't get sued for. I want it to be something she will hate to type. Here are a few off the top of my head.... I love Veal! My food has a face. Meat is Yummy. Your suggestions would be fun and helpful. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

09-29-2008, 06:40 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You live in California. There is nothing you can't be sued for. But you could maybe get away with something more subtle, like "B12 is an important vitamin." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-29-2008, 07:21 PM	#3
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	The other white meat. Medium rare The cow says, moooo Old Macdonald __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

09-29-2008, 08:00 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A funny idea, but I fear Clod is probably right. Corpse-eaters rule Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Bash her in! Bring home the bacon __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2008, 09:20 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I like that one - "Bring home the bacon" A good lawyer could make a case that you were trying to make them more productive. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2008, 11:25 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wheresthebeef beefaroni moveoverbacon pulledpork fingerlickingood chalupa __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 03:38 AM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	if given the chance, cows would eat you i didn't order a salad bacon is a food group my bologna has a first name meaty beaty big and bouncy __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-30-2008, 03:57 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't be so mean. She's an annoying snippy bitch - fine, that's who she is and it isn't nice. But there might be other people in the company who are also vegan/ vegetarian who don't make an issue out of it and who aren't annoying or bitchy. Don't pick on a lifestyle choice as your means of revenge. Make your phrase Constitutional Scholar instead __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 09:41 AM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Make the string: "Vegetarian is a word meaning hunting failure" but tell her the string is: "Animals are people too" Let her be the vegetarian she wants to be... good luck hunting for the wireless connection. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-30-2008, 10:56 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Macs got nuttin' on some mutton __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2008, 11:13 AM	#11
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	"I Love Radar" "The Cellar is Laughing at Me" "OMGWTFBBQ" __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

10-01-2008, 06:04 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Awwwwww, reminds me when my teenage boyfriend was first starting out in computers. His password was something like IL[SG]AWTFH Which was I Love [SG] And Want To Fuck Her. It's not strictly romantic, but as we were already doing the deed, all I focused on was the fact he loved me and was reminded of it every time he logged in __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-01-2008, 08:35 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's good, but you'll have to tell her it means something else... For starters: Open Minds Gather With The Finest! Be Back Quickly But I am sure we can do better. Something that you can plausibly insist is an anti-meat message. She'll know you're lying, but won't be able to prove it ... and how much fun would that be? Something a bit like: Only Monsters Gorge When Terrible Farmers Bash Baby Quackers, or something... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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