Write your own Limerick

Nirvana · 08-26-2008, 04:43 PM

My mother, a young schizophrenic named Struther
When told of the death of her mother,
Said, "Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other.

monster · 08-26-2008, 11:24 PM

A new dwellar, who's name was Nirvana
came unstuck, 'cause they looked like a spammer
But when challenged they rose
Now triumphant they pose
as they await their BJ from Brianna

Aliantha · 08-27-2008, 12:30 AM

There once was a woman from London,
Whose life was a big huge conundrum,
but she was no tizz,
and got down to biz,
So now she's a chick you can bet on!

Aliantha · 08-27-2008, 12:40 AM

There once was a girl from Ohio,
who liked to give fellas the eye-o,
the guys they all liked it,
and were glad when she biked it,
now they wish they were her special guy-o.
(the last line is a bit pathetic but I couldn't think of anything better after 5 minutes. sorry)

Aliantha · 08-27-2008, 12:43 AM

There once was an old fart from Philly,
Who sometimes could be really silly,
He watches the board,
and keeps out the hoard,
While trying to guild the odd lilly.

lumberjim · 08-27-2008, 01:09 AM

radar is the king of the limerick
and though you may thing he's a real prick
just wait and you'll see
he's much better than me
ladysidhe, and U T and you all, prick!

lumberjim · 08-27-2008, 01:10 AM

the last line refers to a limerick duel that took place between radar and ladysidhe ( pronounced lady shee) a few years ago.

Aliantha · 08-27-2008, 04:05 AM

There once was a poster named Zengum,
Who had a big pain in his bum bum.
He went to the loo,
and did a big poo,
And then he sat wondering how come.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 09:00 AM

There once was a dwellar named monster
Who got every joke thrown upon-ster
Things got so bad
She went to joke-hab
And now says that she'll be my sponster

Flint · 08-27-2008, 10:37 AM

there once was a, once was a, uh
there once was a something. shit.
there once was a thing
there once was a something
goddamnit. I'm not so sure there was.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 11:25 AM

There once was a comp-geek named Flint
Who thought his own humor was mint
The rest of the crowd
Said "meh, you're too loud"
To which Flint replied "no you di'int."

Nirvana · 08-27-2008, 12:46 PM

There once was a dweller named "Toad"
Whose underground lair overflowed
With genius and wit
An occasional twit
And some others whose names won't be told!

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 01:14 PM

That's it. I'm in love.

Please please please tell me you're a 40-something male with good hygiene, no wife, and a job.

HungLikeJesus · 08-27-2008, 01:24 PM

Now you're getting picky?

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 01:27 PM

Yeah, what's up with that?

OK...the hygiene is negotiable.

08-26-2008, 04:43 PM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Write your own Limerick My mother, a young schizophrenic named Struther When told of the death of her mother, Said, "Yes, it's too bad, But I can't feel too sad. After all, I still have each other.

08-26-2008, 11:24 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A new dwellar, who's name was Nirvana came unstuck, 'cause they looked like a spammer But when challenged they rose Now triumphant they pose as they await their BJ from Brianna __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-27-2008, 12:30 AM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There once was a woman from London, Whose life was a big huge conundrum, but she was no tizz, and got down to biz, So now she's a chick you can bet on! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-27-2008, 12:40 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There once was a girl from Ohio, who liked to give fellas the eye-o, the guys they all liked it, and were glad when she biked it, now they wish they were her special guy-o. (the last line is a bit pathetic but I couldn't think of anything better after 5 minutes. sorry) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-27-2008, 12:43 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There once was an old fart from Philly, Who sometimes could be really silly, He watches the board, and keeps out the hoard, While trying to guild the odd lilly. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-27-2008, 01:09 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	radar is the king of the limerick and though you may thing he's a real prick just wait and you'll see he's much better than me ladysidhe, and U T and you all, prick! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-27-2008, 01:10 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the last line refers to a limerick duel that took place between radar and ladysidhe ( pronounced lady shee) a few years ago. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-27-2008, 04:05 AM	#8
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There once was a poster named Zengum, Who had a big pain in his bum bum. He went to the loo, and did a big poo, And then he sat wondering how come. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-27-2008, 09:00 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There once was a dwellar named monster Who got every joke thrown upon-ster Things got so bad She went to joke-hab And now says that she'll be my sponster __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 10:37 AM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	there once was a, once was a, uh there once was a something. shit. there once was a thing there once was a something goddamnit. I'm not so sure there was. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-27-2008, 11:25 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There once was a comp-geek named Flint Who thought his own humor was mint The rest of the crowd Said "meh, you're too loud" To which Flint replied "no you di'int." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 12:46 PM	#12
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	There once was a dweller named "Toad" Whose underground lair overflowed With genius and wit An occasional twit And some others whose names won't be told!

08-27-2008, 01:14 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's it. I'm in love. Please please please tell me you're a 40-something male with good hygiene, no wife, and a job. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 01:24 PM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Now you're getting picky? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-27-2008, 01:27 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, what's up with that? OK...the hygiene is negotiable. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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