Top Chef

lumberjim · 01-26-2007, 08:35 PM

I fucking hate that fucking bald guy!

Undertoad · 01-26-2007, 11:11 PM

Just because he had to say Marcel's behavior is not part of the question.

bluecuracao · 01-26-2007, 11:22 PM

In Las Vegas, some woman cracked Marcel over the head with a bottle, after she asked him, "are you Marcel?"

cowhead · 01-27-2007, 11:00 AM

good..I didn't want to watch that show.. but the g/f likes it.. so being the easily impressionable fellow that I am.. (and up to the elbows in the culinary arts field as I am..).. anywhoo! that marcel yutz.. man. I tell you if I had to work with that fellow (assuming his personality is in fact like the one he displays on the show) he would be lucky to walk away with just a lump on the head and not a few fingers short.. " oops, sorry marcel I guess you ought not have put your fingers right next to the meat I was butchering"..

anyway.. I thought Sam was the one who ought to have won it. his skills were solid, he had a level head, decent creative ability.. and out of any of them my money would be on him to actually be able to run a successfull restuarant.

wolf · 01-27-2007, 01:49 PM

I was really hoping that they wouldn't take it down to two ... and they have the wrong two, on the basis of one challenge, really.

I would have preferred Sam and Ilan to be in the final. I didn't think that Elia has the chops, and she should have been eliminated anyway during the week that Mia quit and told the judges to keep her. What'shername, Betty, should have been dumped the week that she changed the Splenda for sugar in the diabetic kids camp show, even though her team won the challenge. Cheating is cheating.

This show, like Project Runway, is one of my guilty pleasures.

What is it with Marcel and the foams, anyway? Is it something to do with his rather bizarre hairstyle? I actually relaxed a bit in my opinion of him after the Marcel gets tortured episode. He is a good technical chef, and might win just because of that, but he lacks the soul that really good cooking requires.

jinx · 01-27-2007, 02:21 PM

At this point, I hope Marcel wins because Ilan is even more of an ass - but neither should be there. No complaints about Sam's food other than he didn't cook his raw fish dish?

lumberjim · 01-27-2007, 02:36 PM

that asshole bald guy is the problem. fickle jerk, school principal wanna be

BrianR · 02-01-2007, 10:49 PM

Who? What? What am I missing?

cowhead · 02-07-2007, 07:10 AM

and the other thing... the food and wine woman/host/chief beeyotch.. did anyone notice that huge scar on her arm? makes me really curious how she got it.

ps. marcel still sucks
pps. the bald guy is a biased jack-ass.. who the hell is he anyway?.. I suppose I could have looked him up online.. but ya know.. I don't really care that much.

Cloud · 02-07-2007, 10:29 AM

I have to say the challenges are frickin' hard on this show. But I really abhor all the "competition/elimination" shows, as well as reality shows in general. So mean spirited!

lumberjim · 08-15-2007, 09:38 PM

i haaaaate this season.

I'd just like to stab all the judges in the eyes with an oyster shucker. They are just trying to out smarmy each other....and i could give a fuck about the chefs......how do you have THAT many duds on one show? YAWN

take this year off. boooooring.

cocks.

Clodfobble · 08-15-2007, 09:48 PM

cock-au-vin?

lumberjim · 08-15-2007, 09:54 PM

cock reduction

cock chipotle

cock demi glase

cock chef

lumberjim · 08-15-2007, 10:01 PM

A tie?

a Do over?

next week some one is REALLY going home. we mean it!

oh yeah? fuck you then, mom.....i'll be bad all week!

horrible horrible horrible

top chef can suck it.

08-15-2007, 10:04 PM

I used to like the show, but it has serious issues...
"I want them to take risks"...
"WHAT IS THIS?!... THIS IS CRAZY"?
They never know what they want, or they say what they want then bitch about it when they get it.

The Marcel thing, I disagree with most, the food and being on time is all that matters.

01-26-2007, 08:35 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Top Chef I fucking hate that fucking bald guy! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-27-2007, 11:00 AM	#4
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	good..I didn't want to watch that show.. but the g/f likes it.. so being the easily impressionable fellow that I am.. (and up to the elbows in the culinary arts field as I am..).. anywhoo! that marcel yutz.. man. I tell you if I had to work with that fellow (assuming his personality is in fact like the one he displays on the show) he would be lucky to walk away with just a lump on the head and not a few fingers short.. " oops, sorry marcel I guess you ought not have put your fingers right next to the meat I was butchering".. anyway.. I thought Sam was the one who ought to have won it. his skills were solid, he had a level head, decent creative ability.. and out of any of them my money would be on him to actually be able to run a successfull restuarant. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

01-27-2007, 01:49 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was really hoping that they wouldn't take it down to two ... and they have the wrong two, on the basis of one challenge, really. I would have preferred Sam and Ilan to be in the final. I didn't think that Elia has the chops, and she should have been eliminated anyway during the week that Mia quit and told the judges to keep her. What'shername, Betty, should have been dumped the week that she changed the Splenda for sugar in the diabetic kids camp show, even though her team won the challenge. Cheating is cheating. This show, like Project Runway, is one of my guilty pleasures. What is it with Marcel and the foams, anyway? Is it something to do with his rather bizarre hairstyle? I actually relaxed a bit in my opinion of him after the Marcel gets tortured episode. He is a good technical chef, and might win just because of that, but he lacks the soul that really good cooking requires. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-27-2007, 02:21 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	At this point, I hope Marcel wins because Ilan is even more of an ass - but neither should be there. No complaints about Sam's food other than he didn't cook his raw fish dish? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-27-2007, 02:36 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that asshole bald guy is the problem. fickle jerk, school principal wanna be __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-26-2007, 11:11 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Just because he had to say Marcel's behavior is not part of the question.

01-26-2007, 11:22 PM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	In Las Vegas, some woman cracked Marcel over the head with a bottle, after she asked him, "are you Marcel?"

02-01-2007, 10:49 PM	#8
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Who? What? What am I missing?

02-07-2007, 07:10 AM	#9
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	and the other thing... the food and wine woman/host/chief beeyotch.. did anyone notice that huge scar on her arm? makes me really curious how she got it. ps. marcel still sucks pps. the bald guy is a biased jack-ass.. who the hell is he anyway?.. I suppose I could have looked him up online.. but ya know.. I don't really care that much. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

02-07-2007, 10:29 AM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I have to say the challenges are frickin' hard on this show. But I really abhor all the "competition/elimination" shows, as well as reality shows in general. So mean spirited!

08-15-2007, 09:38 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i haaaaate this season. I'd just like to stab all the judges in the eyes with an oyster shucker. They are just trying to out smarmy each other....and i could give a fuck about the chefs......how do you have THAT many duds on one show? YAWN take this year off. boooooring. cocks. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-15-2007, 09:48 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	cock-au-vin?

08-15-2007, 09:54 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cock reduction cock chipotle cock demi glase cock chef __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-15-2007, 10:01 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	spoiler for this weeks episode! A tie? a Do over? next week some one is REALLY going home. we mean it! oh yeah? fuck you then, mom.....i'll be bad all week! horrible horrible horrible top chef can suck it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-15-2007, 10:04 PM	#15
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I used to like the show, but it has serious issues... "I want them to take risks"... "WHAT IS THIS?!... THIS IS CRAZY"? They never know what they want, or they say what they want then bitch about it when they get it. The Marcel thing, I disagree with most, the food and being on time is all that matters.

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