Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel

richlevy · 12-28-2008, 01:05 AM

From here.

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Zuniga, 23, is the current Miss Sinaloa, representing a particularly violent region known as ground zero in the drug wars that plague Mexico.
She was caught just outside Guadalajara in one of two trucks where soldiers found a massive cache of weapons and ammunition - including two AR-15 assault rifles, .38 Specials, 9-mm. handguns, nine magazines and 633 cartridges - and $53,300 in U.S. cash.

Fortunately, she was able to destroy the map to UG's house.

Seriously, a hot babe, stacks of money, and a truckload of weapons. It sounds like a survivalist wet dream. They must have missed a truck somewhere though, because 633 cartridges sounds like just enough for Saturday night at Wolf's house. Did they do a cavity search?

Here's a better article with a picture of the weapons found.

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More than a dozen lawyers have offered to defend the model.

Wow, lawyers, guns, and money. They did Warren proud.

Hey, maybe she was heading north for some moose hunting.

TheMercenary · 12-28-2008, 01:39 AM

She can stay at my house. I will help her get green papers in exchange for the weapons.

Sundae · 12-28-2008, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

She can stay at my house. I will help her get green papers in exchange for the weapons.

What about the seven heavily armed men who were with her (described as a drugs gang)?

Elspode · 12-28-2008, 06:50 PM

"Queen of Hispanic America winner stripped of title after arrest"

Strange...here in America, we just have beauty queens whose lesbian smut pics turn up, or they get caught partying too hard.

Much more interesting way to be dethroned...running with the drug gangs.

At least she didn't get that purty little head of her chopped off like so many others do down there.

richlevy · 12-28-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

What about the seven heavily armed men who were with her (described as a drugs gang)?

What, you never heard of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-06-2009, 12:09 AM

Sounds at first blush more like Blow White, if the usual Peruvian marching powder was their stock in trade.

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12-28-2008, 06:50 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Queen of Hispanic America winner stripped of title after arrest" Strange...here in America, we just have beauty queens whose lesbian smut pics turn up, or they get caught partying too hard. Much more interesting way to be dethroned...running with the drug gangs. At least she didn't get that purty little head of her chopped off like so many others do down there. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Sounds at first blush more like Blow White, if the usual Peruvian marching powder was their stock in trade. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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