Taking drunk driving to the next level...

03-31-2009, 06:52 PM

http://www.ohio.com/news/top_stories/42182217.html

15 beers?! I feel like crap after THREE. How is this guy even alive?

Shawnee123 · 03-31-2009, 06:55 PM

He's from Ohio. 15 beers is just a drop in the bucket in these parts.

03-31-2009, 07:13 PM

Hahaha my family's from Ohio on my dad's side, and indeed, at the last family reunion those guys were DRUNK. I must have found a dozen empty gin bottles hidden in my garage, and then there was a father-daughter fistfight on my patio.

Not even kidding.

Shawnee123 · 03-31-2009, 07:14 PM

lmao!

TheMercenary · 03-31-2009, 07:15 PM

15 beers is just getting started down in these parts. I get full after 3.

DanaC · 03-31-2009, 07:16 PM

Anyone got a link to the pants shitting thread?

Bullitt · 03-31-2009, 07:53 PM

15 is definitely doable, I stick to ~8 if I don't have to drive anywhere, throw an Irish car bomb or two in there if I'm really in the mood. Good ol Ohio, land of the drive-through beer and chips extensions off gas stations.

TheMercenary · 03-31-2009, 07:55 PM

They use to have drive through liquor stores in Texas, that is the first place I ever saw them. Then When my wife and I were on our honeymoon in the early 80's we saw them in the Fl. Keys. I haven't seen one since.

sugarpop · 03-31-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

They use to have drive through liquor stores in Texas, that is the first place I ever saw them. Then When my wife and I were on our honeymoon in the early 80's we saw them in the Fl. Keys. I haven't seen one since.

Hell, there is at least one here in town Merc. I believe there may be two.

I can't drink more than a couple either. It takes me about an hour to drink one. I can drink more than two in one day, if I drink one earlier in the day, and then have a couple more at night. But I rarely do that. I haven't been drinking much of anything lately.

ZenGum · 03-31-2009, 09:00 PM

: waves Aussie Flag :

DAVID BOON

David Boon was a cricket player who was on the tour to England in 1989. The flight is direct from Sydney to London, takes about 24 hours, and Boonie managed to beat the previous record (I think held by Doug Walters) by drinking FIFTY-TWO cans of beer on the flight.

I struggle to sink three. I am a wuss.

Fifty bloody two. holy crap.

morethanpretty · 03-31-2009, 09:02 PM

Still have those drive-thru beer barns. "Beer barn" is the proper term.

richlevy · 03-31-2009, 09:02 PM

I read about a guy a few years ago with a suspended license who got a DUI on a riding mower, but the barstool has him beat.

SteveDallas · 03-31-2009, 09:30 PM

I think I've drunk the alcohol equivalent to 15 beers--once or maybe twice. But I just couldn't handle it in beer form just because of sheer volume. It's just too much liquid.

Sundae · 04-01-2009, 03:00 AM

In Italy they have bars in petrol stations...

Trilby · 04-01-2009, 03:46 AM

what? fifteen beers but no shots?

Pansy.

03-31-2009, 06:52 PM	#1
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Taking drunk driving to the next level... http://www.ohio.com/news/top_stories/42182217.html 15 beers?! I feel like crap after THREE. How is this guy even alive?

03-31-2009, 06:55 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He's from Ohio. 15 beers is just a drop in the bucket in these parts. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-31-2009, 07:14 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lmao! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-31-2009, 07:15 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	15 beers is just getting started down in these parts. I get full after 3. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-31-2009, 07:53 PM	#7
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	15 is definitely doable, I stick to ~8 if I don't have to drive anywhere, throw an Irish car bomb or two in there if I'm really in the mood. Good ol Ohio, land of the drive-through beer and chips extensions off gas stations. Attached Images __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

03-31-2009, 07:13 PM	#3
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Hahaha my family's from Ohio on my dad's side, and indeed, at the last family reunion those guys were DRUNK. I must have found a dozen empty gin bottles hidden in my garage, and then there was a father-daughter fistfight on my patio. Not even kidding.

03-31-2009, 07:16 PM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Anyone got a link to the pants shitting thread?

03-31-2009, 07:55 PM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	They use to have drive through liquor stores in Texas, that is the first place I ever saw them. Then When my wife and I were on our honeymoon in the early 80's we saw them in the Fl. Keys. I haven't seen one since. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-31-2009, 09:00 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	: waves Aussie Flag : DAVID BOON David Boon was a cricket player who was on the tour to England in 1989. The flight is direct from Sydney to London, takes about 24 hours, and Boonie managed to beat the previous record (I think held by Doug Walters) by drinking FIFTY-TWO cans of beer on the flight. I struggle to sink three. I am a wuss. Fifty bloody two. holy crap. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-31-2009, 09:02 PM	#11
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Still have those drive-thru beer barns. "Beer barn" is the proper term. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

03-31-2009, 09:02 PM	#12
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03-31-2009, 09:30 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I think I've drunk the alcohol equivalent to 15 beers--once or maybe twice. But I just couldn't handle it in beer form just because of sheer volume. It's just too much liquid.

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	In Italy they have bars in petrol stations... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-01-2009, 03:46 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	what? fifteen beers but no shots? Pansy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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