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Old 06-25-2009, 02:26 PM   #1
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I feel like a Whopper today!

http://watchingthewatchers.org/artic...ling-blow-jobs


Burger King: Now Selling Blow Jobs!
by tier1express
Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 10:08:23 AM PDT

I'll let the ad speak for itself.



I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination but when a mainstream-Americana company like Burger King chooses to put such a degrading image of women out there as a way to peddle their junk food to the public, I feel the need to say something.

They have the right to be tasteless and sexist... And I have the right to tell them they will not see a dime of my money as long as they are using these types vulgar images and tactics in their advertising.

Please feel free to join me in giving them a piece of my mind if you share my disgust.

Burger King Corporation
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Corporate Headquarters - 305-378-3000
Marketing/Advertising Information Requests - 305-378-7200
Consumer Relations - 305-378-3535

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For those who are asking below. Why is this ad degrading and sexist in my opinion? In addition to the ham-handed caveman-level subtlety, the woman in the ad is clearly made to look like a blow-up doll.

HT to kirbybruno for locating and posting a link to this article discussing BK's lame advertising tactics in the comments below:

Burger King Blows Its Marketing Wad

In pertinent part:

Burger King's (BKC) increasingly obnoxious attempts to lure young dopes to its horrible food may have gone too far this time. The likely slightly older (but award-winning!) dopes... have come up with a print ad shamelessly evoking oral sex to peddle the "BK Super Seven Incher."

...

Gawker notes that the "only thing this ad is missing is the disclaimer that you'll actually get fewer blowjobs if you eat these sandwiches, but perhaps that's the 'genius' of advertising that we simpletons on the outside just don't get."

This commentary originally appeared on Daily Kos
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:31 PM   #2
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that model is on her knees, i just know it. I was hoping it was another video like padma's
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:34 PM   #3
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Whoever made that is getting high-fives.
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:38 PM   #4
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Wow. There is nothing even subtle about this advertisement. Directed straight at lonely men who have a small penis, or think that anything less than a "seven incher" is less than, um, satisfying.
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:43 PM   #5
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Pretty damm funny. I guess they blew that one.
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:48 PM   #6
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Pretty damm funny. I guess they blew that one.
Sucks, doesn't it?
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:00 PM   #7
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it needs just a little tweak with the angles....
i have no good paint program here at work, so this is real messy....but anyway...
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:02 PM   #8
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Some mayo placed strategically on her chin would have made the ad!
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:04 PM   #9
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She needs some "special sauce" dripping from... damnit nevermind. LJ: make it so.
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:04 PM   #10
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What about the two women in the TV commercial that tell Whopper Jr that "he has allot of nice things hanging out 'back there'!"
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:29 PM   #11
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She needs some "special sauce" dripping from... damnit nevermind. LJ: make it so.
Im gonna burn in hell a little for this one. Ute, you really should look into those 'spoiler' tags for stuff like this.
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:46 PM   #12
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Goddang, dude! I thought, maybe a little drip from the corner of the mouth or summat, but, jeez! Nice work. You Peter North'd her.
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:55 PM   #13
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Oh, here's one I did:
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Old 06-25-2009, 04:14 PM   #14
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Im gonna burn in hell a little for this one. Ute, you really should look into those 'spoiler' tags for stuff like this.
Thar she...well, you know. PERFECT!
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Heheh...He said--wait then she--and said--acchhh!!!!!(overload)
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