Trolls.......forgive me Bob

[Hyoi]

To be sung to Bob Dylan’s Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
(forgive me Mr. Dylan)

They’ll troll you if you try to make a point
They’ll troll if your mind is out of joint
They’ll troll you when you try to write a line
They’ll troll you if your thinkin’ ain’t so fine
They’re always and forever very bold
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if you write bad poetry
They’ll troll you with their own bull tweedle-dee
They’ll troll you if your jokes are sort of lame
They’ll troll you cause your stealin’ all their fame
They don’t mind if their words are icy cold
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if the link you post is slow
They’ll troll you if you don’t put on a show
They’ll troll you while you’re sleepin’ in the bed
They’ll troll you ‘till you wish that they were dead
Jack Daniels and a doobie poorly rolled
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if your friends are blacks and Jews
They’ll troll you ‘cause they hope you’re gonna lose
They’ll troll you if you have a diff’rent view
They’ll troll you ‘cause they have a missing screw
They’ll troll you when they lose they’re slipp’ry hold
Everybody must get trolled

Drag ‘em from the sewer and their dark place
Drag ‘em out and make them show their face
Drag ‘em out into the broad daylight
They’ll turn to stone and then we’ll be alright
Show them that they all have twisted souls
Everybody stone them trolls