Wait, what?

Gravdigr · 06-16-2010, 03:55 AM

Tue Jun 15, 10:55 am ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.

(Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato)

xoxoxoBruce · 06-16-2010, 07:17 AM

"Suffering from depression"? I guess that's the current catch all explanation for weird behavior.

He's not stupid though, he executed the classic finger/puppy/bulldozer maneuver, detailed by Sun Tzu in "The Art of War".

Trilby · 06-16-2010, 07:38 AM

*guffaw*

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-16-2010, 08:05 AM

If the bikers had all been me, we'd've followed him all the way home out of sheer curiosity. "No, honest, officer. We wanted to see what would happen."

06-16-2010, 03:55 AM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait, what? Tue Jun 15, 10:55 am ET BERLIN (Reuters) – A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria *after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.* German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added. (Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-16-2010, 07:17 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	"Suffering from depression"? I guess that's the current catch all explanation for weird behavior. He's not stupid though, he executed the classic finger/puppy/bulldozer maneuver, detailed by Sun Tzu in "The Art of War". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-16-2010, 07:38 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	guffaw __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-16-2010, 08:05 AM	#4
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	If the bikers had all been me, we'd've followed him all the way home out of sheer curiosity. "No, honest, officer. We wanted to see what would happen." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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