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Old 10-21-2010, 08:58 PM   #1
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please help me dye

a blonde synthetic wig brown, cheaply.

Hebe wants to be the mona lisa for Halloween, I found the perfect wig for $2, but it's blonde.

I'm guessing regular hair dye won't work -plus it's pretty expensive. Food color? Coffee? Spray dye? fabric dye (that usually only works on cotton, right?)
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:04 PM   #2
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I'm doubtful can actually dye that nylon stuff. spray paint, maybe

how 'bout Lady Godiva?
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:09 PM   #3
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please help me die
I'd be glad to.
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:40 PM   #4
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Blond Mona Lisa , or Mod Mona lisa , Purple hair

or you can take a Lighter to the wig singe it , Lit (Mona)Lisa

Or ,,,,


Oh and Eat a Big one Classic !!!
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:51 PM   #5
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Nothing that is made for hair is going to work. Your going to need an oil based paint .

Personally I would use a black oil paint thinned with a little mineral spirits then let it dry in the sun. Then brush out the stiffness.
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Old 10-21-2010, 09:58 PM   #6
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yeah or comb through some shoe polish.
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:05 PM   #7
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great ideas, thanks.

zipper, just ignore him -if he continues to regress into childhood at the same rate, by tomorrow he'll be an egg. Who's got the bacon?
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:07 PM   #8
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Oh and Eat a Big one Classic !!!
Sorry Zip - She's been a bitch to me for too long. I let a lot of it slide.
No more. I'm just gonna return the favor now and again.
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:09 PM   #9
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I like the shoe polish idea
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:11 PM   #10
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shoe polish is also available at the dollar store, which is always a bonus......
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:12 PM   #11
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Sorry Zip - She's been a bitch to me for too long. I let a lot of it slide.
No more. I'm just gonna return the favor now and again.
Honey, you can't even touch my level -that was pathetic -I handed it to you on a plate and you still fucked it up. That screen dump belongs in a FAIL thread.
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:18 PM   #12
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Honey, you can't even touch my level
We agree - I probably couldn't stoop low low enough to reach you.
Have a blessed day.
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:20 PM   #13
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ow my feelings!

love from monnie
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:28 PM   #14
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I'm not gonna post this 'cause it's real mean to hit a man when he's down.....


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We agree - I probably couldn't stoop low low enough to reach .
You gotta stop worrying about your dick length. you pay Low Low, she'll do suckee if you can't reach......



oh, oops......


it's a self fulfilling prophesy, you know.....
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:31 PM   #15
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I'm not gonna post this 'cause it's real mean to hit a man when he's down.....

You gotta stop worrying about your dick length. you pay Low Low, she'll do suckee if you can't reach......

oh, oops......

it's a self fulfilling prophesy, you know.....
Sorry, But I wouldn't let her suck my dick with your mouth.

And since you are the one worrying about my dick, I suggest you go see your husband.
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