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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Man Heaven
Beest is playing Call of Duty on the Wii and watching the most awesome hockey game (game 7 Canucks v Blackhawks, first round of playoffs tied after regular time).
Without speculating about what comes next, does it get much better? His expression is similar to that of a cat who has craftily trapped a sunbeam and gone to sleep on it.... when he's not making war faces
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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if you give him a BJ right now, he will either burst into flames or become enlightened.
the suspense is killing me.
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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neither of those options bode well for my future, I'd better not.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Oops, sorry beestie. That kind of backfired.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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ha. Canucks just won. btw
I went through to watch expecting I was done with the cellar for the night and they scored almost immediatly. They should employ me.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I knew you were cheap, but I never thought you were easy.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I was gonna say there should be alcohol and/or porn involved...but the bj trumps that shit...
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I need that laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little smiley!
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
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-Call of Duty, +Bad Company 2
-ThefuckingWiiJesusChrist, +PC Now you're onto something. And for God's sakes cup the man's nuts or something. You got two hands, it only takes one. +1tactile feedback.
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Kiss my white Irish ass. |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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video game - meh
hockey - sometimes Steak and a BJ - knocking on Heavens Door
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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video game - nah
college football game - good girlfriend play naked cheerleader - fantastic
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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That is some serious assed multi-tasking. How the hell could he pay attention to COD and watch sports?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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How can anything be called "Man heaven" if there isn't a cock in someone's ass?
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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How'd you keep it clawing and pecking at you?
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