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Old 04-26-2011, 11:54 PM   #1
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Man Heaven

Beest is playing Call of Duty on the Wii and watching the most awesome hockey game (game 7 Canucks v Blackhawks, first round of playoffs tied after regular time).

Without speculating about what comes next, does it get much better? His expression is similar to that of a cat who has craftily trapped a sunbeam and gone to sleep on it.... when he's not making war faces
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:56 PM   #2
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if you give him a BJ right now, he will either burst into flames or become enlightened.

the suspense is killing me.
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:59 PM   #3
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neither of those options bode well for my future, I'd better not.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:03 AM   #4
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Oops, sorry beestie. That kind of backfired.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:07 AM   #5
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ha. Canucks just won. btw
I went through to watch expecting I was done with the cellar for the night and they scored almost immediatly. They should employ me.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:32 AM   #6
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ha. Canucks just won. btw
I went through to watch expecting I was done with the cellar for the night and they scored almost immediatly. They should employ me.
I knew you were cheap, but I never thought you were easy.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:57 AM   #7
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if you give him a BJ right now, he will either burst into flames or become enlightened.

the suspense is killing me.
I was gonna say there should be alcohol and/or porn involved...but the bj trumps that shit...
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:02 AM   #8
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I knew you were cheap, but I never thought you were easy.
I need that laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little smiley!
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:10 AM   #9
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-Call of Duty, +Bad Company 2
-ThefuckingWiiJesusChrist, +PC

Now you're onto something.

And for God's sakes cup the man's nuts or something. You got two hands, it only takes one. +1tactile feedback.
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:36 AM   #10
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video game - meh
hockey - sometimes
Steak and a BJ - knocking on Heavens Door
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:43 AM   #11
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video game - nah
college football game - good
girlfriend play naked cheerleader - fantastic
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:10 AM   #12
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That is some serious assed multi-tasking. How the hell could he pay attention to COD and watch sports?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:12 PM   #13
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How can anything be called "Man heaven" if there isn't a cock in someone's ass?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:28 PM   #14
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How can anything be called "Man heaven" if there isn't a cock in someone's ass?
That was pretty heavenly the time I tried it. I don't think the bird appreciated it quite as much.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:35 PM   #15
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How'd you keep it clawing and pecking at you?
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