Boy Poisoned with Cyanide

01-10-2003, 09:11 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/01/....ap/index.html

Does anyone here feel more compassion for attractive people? I've got no problem executing the ugly. Especially when they poison others.

Really though... how fucked up you are when you go to the trouble of getting cyanide to kill someone so you can hopefully steal their girlfriend.

SteveDallas · 01-10-2003, 12:03 PM

Yeah, I have to agree. Although I can't help but chuckle/cringe at the gratuitous Internet reference in the article... I'm sure he would NEVER have found any kind of poison to use if he hadn't had the Internet (aka source of all that is evil and unAmerican) at hand.

[scratches arsenic off his list of ideas to make Jodie Foster really and truly appreciate his undying devotion to her]

01-10-2003, 12:20 PM

That reminds me of an Onion calendar page this year, which I will now dig out and transcribe...

<b>Hinckley, Foster to Wed

Actress 'Very Impressed' by Lone-Nut Gunman's Attempt on President's Life</b>

[ edit - sorry, fat fingered that last bit ]

Griff · 01-10-2003, 12:22 PM

Jodie just sent me a pm it seems she's been bummin' ever since this dude kburger(?never heard of him) stopped posting here...

01-10-2003, 09:11 AM	#1
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Boy Poisoned with Cyanide http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/01/....ap/index.html Does anyone here feel more compassion for attractive people? I've got no problem executing the ugly. Especially when they poison others. Really though... how fucked up you are when you go to the trouble of getting cyanide to kill someone so you can hopefully steal their girlfriend.

01-10-2003, 12:20 PM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	That reminds me of an Onion calendar page this year, which I will now dig out and transcribe... <b>Hinckley, Foster to Wed Actress 'Very Impressed' by Lone-Nut Gunman's Attempt on President's Life</b> [ edit - sorry, fat fingered that last bit ] Last edited by dave; 01-10-2003 at 12:59 PM.

01-10-2003, 12:22 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Jodie just sent me a pm it seems she's been bummin' ever since this dude kburger(?never heard of him) stopped posting here... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-10-2003, 12:03 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah, I have to agree. Although I can't help but chuckle/cringe at the gratuitous Internet reference in the article... I'm sure he would NEVER have found any kind of poison to use if he hadn't had the Internet (aka source of all that is evil and unAmerican) at hand. [scratches arsenic off his list of ideas to make Jodie Foster really and truly appreciate his undying devotion to her]

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