Not the dumbest e-mail we've received at work...

Sheldonrs · 11-14-2011, 12:37 PM

But it's in the top 10:

"I was going to make a cash donation today, but observed that your donation web page lists "Ms. and Mrs." ahead of "Mr." rather than using the usual alphabetical order.

As a male who is sick to death of feminists who seek every opportunity to put down men, I've decided not to donate to your organization because of this. Consider it to be a boycott based on your sexist attitudes."

Are you freakin' kidding me?!!!

Gravdigr · 11-14-2011, 01:42 PM

I wish I had that guy's life.

Really, if that's all he has to bitch about, his life must be near perfect.

It's the (Wo)Man trying to keep him down...

monster · 11-14-2011, 01:46 PM

Suggest you reply:

Actually our webpage uses smart software and lists items in the order you most commonly select them, based on information gleaned from your cookies. Is it possible someone female has been using your computer? Otherwise, we can make counselling recommendations.....

Sheldonrs · 11-14-2011, 02:43 PM

My first inclination was to reply, "Chicks before dicks".

Clodfobble · 11-14-2011, 03:17 PM

You should inform him that actually, "mister" comes after "missus."

infinite monkey · 11-14-2011, 03:47 PM

But that doesn't solve for miz.

And where's Miss?

I thought it was Mrs, Miss, and Ms (for those of us who aren't a missus but most certainly aren't a Miss. Of course, I don't really know how you spell out Ms: Miz? Mz?)

ZenGum · 11-14-2011, 07:26 PM

"Dear sir,
I have explained your decision to Timmy Tomlinkins, who is dying of cancer, and he asked me to tell you that he fully supports your principled stand and didn't really want to go and visit his grandparents in Alaska anyway.
Than you for making the world a better place.
Bake-a-Fish."

Nirvana · 11-14-2011, 07:49 PM

Zen for the win...

classicman · 11-14-2011, 09:30 PM

OMG - Zen has been on frikkin FIRE lately.

infinite monkey · 11-18-2011, 10:33 AM

Warch: check your PM

11-14-2011, 12:37 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Not the dumbest e-mail we've received at work... But it's in the top 10: "I was going to make a cash donation today, but observed that your donation web page lists "Ms. and Mrs." ahead of "Mr." rather than using the usual alphabetical order. As a male who is sick to death of feminists who seek every opportunity to put down men, I've decided not to donate to your organization because of this. Consider it to be a boycott based on your sexist attitudes." Are you freakin' kidding me?!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-14-2011, 01:42 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I wish I had that guy's life. Really, if that's all he has to bitch about, his life must be near perfect. It's the (Wo)Man trying to keep him down... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-14-2011, 01:46 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Suggest you reply: Actually our webpage uses smart software and lists items in the order you most commonly select them, based on information gleaned from your cookies. Is it possible someone female has been using your computer? Otherwise, we can make counselling recommendations..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 02:43 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	My first inclination was to reply, "Chicks before dicks". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-14-2011, 03:17 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You should inform him that actually, "mister" comes after "missus." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-14-2011, 03:47 PM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	But that doesn't solve for miz. And where's Miss? I thought it was Mrs, Miss, and Ms (for those of us who aren't a missus but most certainly aren't a Miss. Of course, I don't really know how you spell out Ms: Miz? Mz?)

11-14-2011, 07:26 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Dear sir, I have explained your decision to Timmy Tomlinkins, who is dying of cancer, and he asked me to tell you that he fully supports your principled stand and didn't really want to go and visit his grandparents in Alaska anyway. Than you for making the world a better place. Bake-a-Fish." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-14-2011, 07:49 PM	#8
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Zen for the win... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-14-2011, 09:30 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	OMG - Zen has been on frikkin FIRE lately. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-18-2011, 10:33 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Warch: check your PM

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