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11-23-2011, 03:14 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds... yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!
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11-23-2011, 03:16 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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"Hey baby, after our big Thanksgiving dinner, let's fuck."
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11-24-2011, 12:53 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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