August 2nd, 2015: HitchBot

xoxoxoBruce · 08-02-2015, 09:41 AM

HitchBOT is a hitchhiking robot, built in Canada to hitchhike alone.

They creators send him out on the road where he hitchhiked across Canada from coast to coast.

Then they sent him to Europe where he had a great time, and especially loved traveling Germany's autobahn.

Next the good old USA.
Starting in Boston, and headed for San Francisco, he visited Salem, Gloucester, Marblehead, and New York City.

Then he came to Philadelphia.

And this, boys and girls, is why we can't have nice things.

To be fair, he might have been murdered in Grover's mill, New Jersey and dumped in Philly.

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Gravdigr · 08-02-2015, 02:19 PM

Missed it by that much...[/MaxwellSmart]

Gravdigr · 08-02-2015, 02:21 PM

Poor little HitchBOT.

sexobon · 08-02-2015, 02:37 PM

Probably better off this way than ending up in a pawn shop and being sold into slavery on eBay.

Snakeadelic · 08-03-2015, 07:27 AM

If he got all the way across Canada, he must have discovered their secret national sport!

I discovered it while participating in medieval re-creation events many many moons ago, and the secret was unlocked for me by a Canadian friend. See, hockey's just not the only major sport up there...if you live in Canada and have a car, you speed and tailgate. If you live in Canada and don't have a car, anything outside a bus route means thumb out. That means the hidden national sport of Canada (at least southern Canada) is the hitchhikers out there trying to get the speeders to slow down. The true secret, as unlocked by aforementioned Canadian friend while he was between owning cars, is this: light a cigarette. He got 300 miles in less than 11 hours on small roads, because he said every time he gave up and lit a smoke someone would pull over and tell him he could have a ride if he'd put it out first. He got from Maple Ridge, an eastern suburb of Vancouver, to a site near Clinton, BC on a cigarette and a half.

SHAME on any of my fellow Americans who mangled the poor thing. Not cool, guys!

08-02-2015, 09:41 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	August 2nd, 2015: HitchBot HitchBOT is a hitchhiking robot, built in Canada to hitchhike alone. They creators send him out on the road where he hitchhiked across Canada from coast to coast. Then they sent him to Europe where he had a great time, and especially loved traveling Germany's autobahn. Next the good old USA. Starting in Boston, and headed for San Francisco, he visited Salem, Gloucester, Marblehead, and New York City. Then he came to Philadelphia. And this, boys and girls, is why we can't have nice things. To be fair, he might have been murdered in Grover's mill, New Jersey and dumped in Philly. link link __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-02-2015, 02:19 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Missed it by that much...[/MaxwellSmart] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-02-2015, 02:21 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Poor little HitchBOT. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-02-2015, 02:37 PM	#4
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Probably better off this way than ending up in a pawn shop and being sold into slavery on eBay.

08-03-2015, 07:27 AM	#5
Snakeadelic Banned Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 660	If he got all the way across Canada, he must have discovered their secret national sport! I discovered it while participating in medieval re-creation events many many moons ago, and the secret was unlocked for me by a Canadian friend. See, hockey's just not the only major sport up there...if you live in Canada and have a car, you speed and tailgate. If you live in Canada and don't have a car, anything outside a bus route means thumb out. That means the hidden national sport of Canada (at least southern Canada) is the hitchhikers out there trying to get the speeders to slow down. The true secret, as unlocked by aforementioned Canadian friend while he was between owning cars, is this: light a cigarette. He got 300 miles in less than 11 hours on small roads, because he said every time he gave up and lit a smoke someone would pull over and tell him he could have a ride if he'd put it out first. He got from Maple Ridge, an eastern suburb of Vancouver, to a site near Clinton, BC on a cigarette and a half. SHAME on any of my fellow Americans who mangled the poor thing. Not cool, guys!

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