The 35 dumbest things said on the internet

Pete Zicato · 01-25-2013, 09:39 AM

I don't know if they're really the dumbest. But they are definitely dumb.

And these people are allowed to drive and vote.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/dumbe...n-the-internet

Chocolatl · 01-25-2013, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

And these people are allowed to drive and vote.

And procreate.

BigV · 01-25-2013, 11:43 AM

but not that fetus. to be fair, the fetus refrained from comment.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2013, 12:23 PM

Exactly 0% of water is celery.

I suspect a lot of that stuff is people being dumb sounding for comedic effect. Maybe I mean I hope...

ZenGum · 01-25-2013, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Exactly 0% of water is celery.

I suspect a lot of that stuff is people being dumb sounding for comedic effect. Maybe I mean I hope...

Hang on ... some water is celery, isn't it? Celery is (I dunno, say...) 80% water. That water, the stuff that makes up the celery, kind of "is" celery.

The way water is in celery is not the way water is in a bottle - not topologically inside it, but metaphysically as one of its constituents.

Some water is celery, but not much. Thankfully.

toranokaze · 01-26-2013, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Hang on ... some water is celery, isn't it? Celery is (I dunno, say...) 80% water. That water, the stuff that makes up the celery, kind of "is" celery.

The way water is in celery is not the way water is in a bottle - not topologically inside it, but metaphysically as one of its constituents.

Some water is celery, but not much. Thankfully.

In the same way cars have doors, but a car isn't a door or house is made of wood, wood are made from trees but trees are not houses.

ZenGum · 01-27-2013, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Water takes the SHAPE of the given container, not water BECOMES part of the given container.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...%25#post203110

That's the in-a-bottle relationship. The metaphysical constituent relationship is different. The water does become part of the celery.

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

In the same way cars have doors, but a car isn't a door or house is made of wood, wood are made from trees but trees are not houses.

Cars "have" doors. Celery "partly is" water. These relations are different.

You can have a bottle without water, a car without doors, a house without wood, but you cannot have celery completely without water.

footfootfoot · 01-27-2013, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That's the in-a-bottle relationship. The metaphysical constituent relationship is different. The water does become part of the celery.

Cars "have" doors. Celery "partly is" water. These relations are different.

You can have a bottle without water, a car without doors, a house without wood, but you cannot have celery completely without water.

The water resides within the celery's cell walls, it is not in solution and can be removed, for example:

If a grocer had a box with 100 pounds of celery that was 99% water and the next day the celery had lost so much water it was only 98% water how many blowjobs would the former Brianna have given for the correct answer.

IOW I reject your celery water conflation.

toranokaze · 01-30-2013, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That's the in-a-bottle relationship. The metaphysical constituent relationship is different. The water does become part of the celery.

Cars "have" doors. Celery "partly is" water. These relations are different.

You can have a bottle without water, a car without doors, a house without wood, but you cannot have celery completely without water.

There exits desiccated powered celery.
Powered celery is celery
There is no water in powered celery.
Therefore celery can exists without water.

DanaC · 01-25-2013, 01:28 PM

Hahahahahaha

Love the temperature taking

'Those are rectal thermometers...'

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2013, 01:41 PM

And they didn't even touch on politics... except Ben Franklin.

Sundae · 01-25-2013, 03:17 PM

They're all in English (and I'll hazard American English from some of the clues).

So there's probably dumber things out there. Every language that has access to the internet has internet dumb-arses (appalling grammar but I think you get me).
As do those who don't have internet, but we don't get to judge them.

ZenGum · 01-25-2013, 06:01 PM

Well that explains the recent weather.

toranokaze · 01-25-2013, 10:16 PM

I have an theory that people can act extra stupid at times.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2013, 10:17 PM

I have a theory they ain't all acting.

01-25-2013, 09:39 AM	#1
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footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Exactly 0% of water is celery. I suspect a lot of that stuff is people being dumb sounding for comedic effect. Maybe I mean I hope... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And they didn't even touch on politics... except Ben Franklin. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	They're all in English (and I'll hazard American English from some of the clues). So there's probably dumber things out there. Every language that has access to the internet has internet dumb-arses (appalling grammar but I think you get me). As do those who don't have internet, but we don't get to judge them. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well that explains the recent weather. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I have an theory that people can act extra stupid at times. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-25-2013, 10:17 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I have a theory they ain't all acting. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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