Bitches & Ho's

[Big Sarge]

Really don't have anything else to say. I simply thought it would make an interesting topic

[Gravdigr]

I've lost so many riches
Chasing so many bitches
But I won't blow
My hard-earned dough
On just any ol ho


Ya know?

[henry quirk]

Bitches & Ho's

How many of either we got in this place?

Ejaculatin' minds wanna know.

[infinite monkey]

Bitches & Ho's sounds like a breakfast cereal. NOW with MORE HO's!

[henry quirk]

HA!

I'd eat that...

[jimhelm]

you'll get an infection

[henry quirk]

I AM an infection.

[jimhelm]

well, then eat up!

[monster]

NEW VARIETIES

Chocolate Bitches & Hos
frosted bitches & Hos
Bitches & Hos with nuts ()


what?


......Wait 'til they bring out thw marshmallow surprise B&H

[Aliantha]

OK, here's something I can show you about a HO BITCH!!! I'm so spitting mad at the moment, although vacillating between that and complete amazement.

I'm trying to organise with my ex for the big boys to go stay in NZ with them for a week over the easter break which of course starts at the end of this week.

There was some confusion with the dates, so he and I were communicating via email about it today.

Just a short while ago I checked my email and this is what I found.

TRISH STOP EMAILING MY HUSBAND OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DO FOR I AM HERE!!!! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DO HAVE ACESS TO INTERNET AND YOUR KIDS CAN USE MY LAP TOP!! I

Then she had a thought and sent this one:

i did told kalolo to tell Aden to let you know that he can do his assingments here and send it via email to whereever he wants to send it.. I AM LIKE TRASH HERE WITH THIS BIG EMAIL TELLING KALOLO WHAT TO DO!! I AM ALSO ENCOURAGING THE COMING OVER OF YOUR KIDS TO VISIT AND MEET WITH THEIR SISTER!!!

DO NOT TELL MY HUSBAND EVER AGAIN WHAT TO DO!!

Oh hang on, here's another thought:

AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING KALOLO KNOW THAT HIS SONS LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN U SHOULD KNOW AND UNDERSTAND KALOLO IS MOVING FORWARD TOO AND HAVING A FAMILY OF HIS OWN NOW....

My response?

Grow up!

Oh, and in case you're wondering what led to this outburst from the stupid bitch, here is my email to Kal (her husband in case you missed that bit. lol)

Hi Kal,

I just wanted to let you know that the boys, Aden in particular, have a lot of study they need to do over their break, so when they are with you, they are going to need at least a couple of uninterrupted hours every day to get stuff done. They will also need access to the internet so they can log onto their school website for details of the assignments they need to complete. I don’t know if you have wifi at your place, but Tilla said she would be able to give them a good place to study. I assume she would have the internet on at her place. If not, you may need to take them to a public library or something like that. Alternatively, take them to a major shopping centre so they can access free wifi from a coffee shop maybe. They will be bringing their school computers with them which are set up to receive any open wifi signal.

With regard to the confusion with the dates, Aden only found out last week that they need the year 12s to do a resus exam this week in order to be able to complete year 12. At this stage, the school was unable to say whether this particular piece of assessment would be available at a later time, so we felt there was no choice but for him to stay and do it. I’m sorry for the inconvenience and expense this has caused you, but this is a very important year for our son, and we both need to do what we can to support him through it. As far as I know, he has 3 assignments he needs to work on over the holidays. Maths, Chemistry and English. His other subjects will need some attention also. Just so that you’re aware, along with the usual expenses associated with the boys, we are paying almost $50/week for tutoring for Aden to give him the best chance of achieving his goals. I am telling you this so that you might understand that there are added expenses for everyone in trying to help Aden reach his goals.

Finally, just so that we’re on the same page, I told Tilla that they really could only spare a week, but the dates booked ended up making it closer to two weeks, which is what the problem is really. I hope you can try and understand that I am not trying to cause trouble for you. In fact, if anything, I have encouraged the boys to come visit you. Unfortunately for you, because you really haven’t made much effort to keep in touch with them or care for them in any way over the last few years, they feel very angry at you, and they feel like you’ve basically abandoned them now that you’ve got a new family.

I am very grateful to your sisters and brother for making an effort to get in touch with them and try and bridge the gap your absence has caused. You should thank them for what they’re trying to do for you and your sons. If not for them, I doubt this trip could even have been organised.

So, instead of getting angry with Aden, try and see that a lot of this problem has been caused by your own actions. You can’t expect them to just drop everything because you have decided you want to see them after all this time. You are going to have to find a lot of answers for them.

You are welcome to come here and visit them any time you like. You can even stay here if you need to. I have never tried to stop you from spending time with your children, so please try and keep that in mind.

I will need phone numbers and addresses of all the places they are likely to be staying while they are in your care.

You will also need to send the tickets for Saturday. I don’t seem to have received them, so perhaps check with your travel agent and make sure they’ve been resent. They have their return tickets.

Trish.

There were a few emails back and forth between Kal and I over the course of today, but it was all quite cordial and things got organised.

I almost feel sorry for him if he has to live with that shit every day. Mind you, he probably deserves it. lol

[Sundae]

Ali, that's a whole pile of fuck-uppery.
I know from PMs with you that you have done exactly what you said in that email - you have never denied their father access, but Dazza has been far more of a father to those boys than their biological Dad.

Do try not to be too angry.
I say that as someone who would be effing and blinding and getting a bunch of goons together to smack his arse if I was in your shoes.
You're handling it admirably. Just remember you did everything you could. And everything you could was paying it forward. They seem so very grounded. So very well informed. So chances are there will never be a question of who cared and who was a deadbeat.

It's odd - I was watching one of those daytime talkshows the other day. The ones where dads walk away when the children are proved not to be theirs. And I thought about adoptive fathers. And I actually did think about Daz. How can you live with a child and not have a bond? And on these shows they are talking about babies. Not children already out of nappies and with distinctive personalities.

Love you for raising your brood of course. But love Dazza nearly as much.
Sod that girl and the kangaroo she rode in on.
Your babies are still too young for you to surrender them without conditions.

[Aliantha]

Well, i am actually quite amused now to be honest. She just responded by telling me to stop emailing her husband and that i should let my kids do the talking cause they're old enough. I responded by telling her that kal and i would always be connected through the boys, and if i want to talk to him i will, and that she has no right to say otherwise. I also told her she's now making me laugh, and finished off with "have a blessed day. " (i thought of jim when i said that lol). For info, this woman is supposed to be all christian and godlike. lol. She has a lot to learn.

I think her head might explode...or at least start spinning around when she reads that. lol

Eta: i also told her she has interrupted his relationship with his sons for long enough and that it ends now.

[Aliantha]

Ha! She just told me my pakeha ways are bullshit and stop emailing her husband. Gosh, she's a broken record. lol

[Sundae]

Yeah, Samoans are all about family.
You and your pakeha ways in raising two boys.

Tcha.

[Aliantha]

lol yeah I know Sundae. I've been talking to Kal's sister about her. She's apparently not very popular among Kals family. In fact, she tried to cause trouble over this trip weeks ago and Kal's brother stood up and said to her that the boys had been part of the family for longer than her and that they're coming, and if she doesn't like it she can just leave, and that no one would be sorry she did.

It gave me a newfound appreciation for my ex's family. To give them all credit, they've always been lovely to me and have welcomed any chance they have to talk to or spend time with my boys, so I'm grateful for that.

I'm also grateful for your kind words Sundae. xxx