24 hour hamburger near [my zip code]

Flint · 06-01-2013, 03:43 AM

I actually just did a Google search on the above criteria, and Google really had no idea what I was getting at.

It's 3:45am, and I want a hamburger as soon as possible.

Flint · 06-01-2013, 03:56 AM

Like, nobody could have ever written a book (that I've purchased, and read--at some time prior to the present) about effective Google searches?

Are these unreasonable expectations?

I've decided to have a protein shake now, and a big breakfast in the morning.

*At some later point in the morning.

DanaC · 06-01-2013, 05:08 AM

How about 'all night burger'?

Undertoad · 06-01-2013, 05:58 AM

The problem is not on your end, the problem is that small businesses do not know how to attract the eye of the Google.

Sundae · 06-01-2013, 06:15 AM

Please shush.

The Cellar and the ads on YouTube are conspiring to make me want a burger.
And not a healthy, blood-enriching, home-made burger either.
A fast food, make it as cheap as you can, full speed ahead to cholesterol central burger.

Just one wouldn't hurt?
Yes it would.
Because i have no money for a burger so I would have to involve myself in at least petty crime to get one.

You want to write to me in prison?
No. Didn't think so.
Send McDonalds gift vouchers, stat.

Undertoad · 06-01-2013, 06:32 AM

Sundae · 06-01-2013, 01:36 PM

Know what I had instead of a tasty burger?
Some leftover vanilla pudding.

I'm back to the bad old days of finding it hard to eat.
Turns out Jello works (with nutmeg on top, anyway)

Lola Bunny · 06-02-2013, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

I actually just did a Google search on the above criteria, and Google really had no idea what I was getting at.

It's 3:45am, and I want a hamburger as soon as possible.

Some fast food places open 24 hrs. Check to see which places open 24 hrs around your area so next time you have a craving at 3:45am, you won't be left frustrated. I know Jack-in-the-Box and some McD's open 24 hrs. Or just stock some frozen hamburgers in the freezer.

Aliantha · 06-02-2013, 07:38 AM

Ha! We watched pulp fiction on friday night! ( yes its true. I have no life )

Happy Monkey · 06-04-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

Check to see which places open 24 hrs around your area so next time you have a craving at 3:45am, you won't be left frustrated.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Ha! We watched pulp fiction on friday night! ( yes its true. I have no life )

Pulp Fiction is the only movie I have ever had a craving for. Not at 3:45am, though.

BigV · 06-07-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Well played.

06-01-2013, 03:43 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	24 hour hamburger near [my zip code] I actually just did a Google search on the above criteria, and Google really had no idea what I was getting at. It's 3:45am, and I want a hamburger as soon as possible. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-01-2013, 03:56 AM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Like, nobody could have ever written a book (that I've purchased, and read--at some time prior to the present) about effective Google searches? Are these unreasonable expectations? I've decided to have a protein shake now, and a big breakfast in the morning. At some later point in the morning. __________________ *************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-01-2013, 06:15 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Please shush. The Cellar and the ads on YouTube are conspiring to make me want a burger. And not a healthy, blood-enriching, home-made burger either. A fast food, make it as cheap as you can, full speed ahead to cholesterol central burger. Just one wouldn't hurt? Yes it would. Because i have no money for a burger so I would have to involve myself in at least petty crime to get one. You want to write to me in prison? No. Didn't think so. Send McDonalds gift vouchers, stat. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-01-2013, 01:36 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Know what I had instead of a tasty burger? Some leftover vanilla pudding. I'm back to the bad old days of finding it hard to eat. Turns out Jello works (with nutmeg on top, anyway) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2013, 07:38 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Ha! We watched pulp fiction on friday night! ( yes its true. I have no life ) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-01-2013, 05:58 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The problem is not on your end, the problem is that small businesses do not know how to attract the eye of the Google.

06-01-2013, 06:32 AM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

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