Severe case of Tolio

footfootfoot · 07-21-2013, 10:10 PM

Thank god it wasn't smallcox.

I kicked the shit out of this wooden box. We called the match a draw(er)

orthodoc · 07-21-2013, 10:38 PM

Ow ow ow ... !!! One broken baby toe coming right up.

But if it's a choice between tolio and smallcox ...

zippyt · 07-21-2013, 10:39 PM

That'll teach that damn box !!!!!

Clodfobble · 07-21-2013, 10:47 PM

(Not surprisingly,) that is a very nice photo of your foot. Excellent lighting and color. The pale green background really brings out the purple of the toe.

ZenGum · 07-21-2013, 10:55 PM

Jeepers, mate, you sure that's not stage one Black Death? I'd have that taken off, if I were you. No time to get to a proper doc, either. Just prop the ol' fella up on the chopping block, so...

Good thing you have a spare, eh?

Sundae · 07-22-2013, 05:44 AM

Was ist das Tolio?
Eine Prellung?

(yeah I looked up bruise, but I do speak rudimentary German to Diz sometimes, especially when he exhibits signs of being oblivious to English)

ZenGum · 07-22-2013, 07:27 AM

TIL "tolio" is Lithuanian for "roofing felt".

Sundae · 07-22-2013, 07:50 AM

As in "How would Madam like her roofing felt?"

Lamplighter · 07-22-2013, 08:38 AM

Where's Z when you need him ?
There's got to be a play here on "asphalt"

Lamplighter · 07-22-2013, 02:21 PM

OK, if no one else will do it, I will said the Little Red Hen...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

As in "How would Madam like her roofing felt?"

... with long, smooth, gentle strokes... but stay away from her asphalt.

Sundae · 07-22-2013, 03:25 PM

Very tastefully done, Lamp.

Gravdigr · 07-22-2013, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I kicked the shit out of this wooden box.

Dude, you're doin' it wrong. I bet that hurt like hell. Stop kicking the shit outta wooden boxes.

Quote:

...and this little piggy went "Ow, fucking ow, OW!!!!" all the way home.

footfootfoot · 07-22-2013, 08:32 PM

Actually, that little piggy might have said "Jesus fucking Christ" in front of my kids. Or god dammit at the very least.

@zen, I was told it would just fall off by itself after a few days.

Sundae, Tolio is part of a joke about a woman who picks up a guy and when they begin undressing he removes his socks to reveal mangled toes and claims he had Tolio as a kid, then he drops his trousers to reveal terribly scarred knees and he says he had a bad case of kneasles as a kid. When he drops his underwear the woman looks at him and says "Let me guess, you also had smallcox."

footfootfoot · 07-22-2013, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

(Not surprisingly,) that is a very nice photo of your foot. Excellent lighting and color. The pale green background really brings out the purple of the toe.

The CF bulb makes the white wall look green, enhancing the ghoulishness of the bruise.

Here's tonight's view

orthodoc · 07-22-2013, 09:53 PM

You could see the bruising at the base of your other toes in the first photo, but it really shows now. That little piggy looks worth a few swear words.

What's a CF bulb? Nonprofessional photog minds want to know.

07-21-2013, 10:10 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Severe case of Tolio Thank god it wasn't smallcox. I kicked the shit out of this wooden box. We called the match a draw(er) Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-21-2013, 10:38 PM	#2
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Ow ow ow ... !!! One broken baby toe coming right up. But if it's a choice between tolio and smallcox ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-21-2013, 10:39 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	That'll teach that damn box !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-21-2013, 10:47 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	(Not surprisingly,) that is a very nice photo of your foot. Excellent lighting and color. The pale green background really brings out the purple of the toe. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-21-2013, 10:55 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Jeepers, mate, you sure that's not stage one Black Death? I'd have that taken off, if I were you. No time to get to a proper doc, either. Just prop the ol' fella up on the chopping block, so... Good thing you have a spare, eh? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-22-2013, 05:44 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Was ist das Tolio? Eine Prellung? (yeah I looked up bruise, but I do speak rudimentary German to Diz sometimes, especially when he exhibits signs of being oblivious to English) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-22-2013, 07:27 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	TIL "tolio" is Lithuanian for "roofing felt". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-22-2013, 07:50 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	As in "How would Madam like her roofing felt?" __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-22-2013, 08:38 AM	#9
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Where's Z when you need him ? There's got to be a play here on "asphalt"

07-22-2013, 03:25 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Very tastefully done, Lamp. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-22-2013, 08:32 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Actually, that little piggy might have said "Jesus fucking Christ" in front of my kids. Or god dammit at the very least. @zen, I was told it would just fall off by itself after a few days. Sundae, Tolio is part of a joke about a woman who picks up a guy and when they begin undressing he removes his socks to reveal mangled toes and claims he had Tolio as a kid, then he drops his trousers to reveal terribly scarred knees and he says he had a bad case of kneasles as a kid. When he drops his underwear the woman looks at him and says "Let me guess, you also had smallcox." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-22-2013, 09:53 PM	#15
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You could see the bruising at the base of your other toes in the first photo, but it really shows now. That little piggy looks worth a few swear words. What's a CF bulb? Nonprofessional photog minds want to know. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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