I Got A Duck

fargon · 11-08-2013, 03:27 PM

My landlord gave me a wigeon drake, and I am going to smoke him. I am going to make an apple rub, and smoke him with apple wood.

BigV · 11-08-2013, 03:36 PM

delicious.

I hear the ducks are very .... fatty. be sure you don't get yourself a grease fire.

NOMNOMNOM!

fargon · 11-08-2013, 04:35 PM

I'm going to set up the grill for indirect heat, and using a drip pan so we use the duck fat for potatoes.

Griff · 11-08-2013, 04:53 PM

yum!

Undertoad · 11-08-2013, 05:06 PM

Ya cock smoker!

Happy Monkey · 11-08-2013, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

My landlord gave me a wigeon drake, and I am going to smoke him. I am going to make an apple rub, and smoke him with apple wood.

That sounds like it could be a new verse of a nursery rhyme, like "Jack Sprat"...

Gravdigr · 11-09-2013, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

My landlord gave me a wigeon drake, and I am going to smoke him. I am going to make an apple rub, and smoke him with apple wood.

I was about to ask pipe, bong, or paper....

Gravdigr · 11-09-2013, 10:11 AM

I used to know a guy that was called Duckbutter.

True Story™.

Aliantha · 11-10-2013, 04:31 AM

better than Buttducker.

lumberjim · 11-10-2013, 12:09 PM

Gravdigr · 11-10-2013, 03:17 PM

I think you should name the duck.

Name him "Biggus Duckus".

fargon · 11-10-2013, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I think you should name the duck.

Name him "Biggus Duckus".

The duck was only about 1.5 lbs and smoked in about an hour and a half. He was OK kind of gamey. Keryx said he tasted like organ meat which she liked a lot. the rub turned out good I will use it on a pork roast next week.
Apple Cinnamon Rub
1 Granny Smith Apple
1 Tb Cinnamon
1 Tb Kosher Salt
1.5 Tb Brown Sugar

Gravdigr · 11-15-2013, 02:11 PM

What do ya do with that apple, mush it up? And then mush everything together?

fargon · 11-15-2013, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

What do ya do with that apple, mush it up? And then mush everything together?

Sorry about that. You take the apple and core it and slice thin on a mandolin, dry it in the oven, then put in a food processor wizz it up as fine as possible. The apple does not dry out completely so you will not get a powder. That is the hard part, just mix the cinnamon, brown sugar , and salt. I am smoking a Boston butt rite now, I will let you know how it turns out.

Griff · 11-16-2013, 06:20 AM

Don't let Chris Thile see you do that.

11-08-2013, 03:27 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I Got A Duck My landlord gave me a wigeon drake, and I am going to smoke him. I am going to make an apple rub, and smoke him with apple wood. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-08-2013, 03:36 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	delicious. I hear the ducks are very .... fatty. be sure you don't get yourself a grease fire. NOMNOMNOM! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-08-2013, 04:35 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm going to set up the grill for indirect heat, and using a drip pan so we use the duck fat for potatoes. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-08-2013, 04:53 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	yum! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-09-2013, 10:11 AM	#8
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11-08-2013, 05:06 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Ya cock smoker!

11-10-2013, 04:31 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	better than Buttducker. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2013, 12:09 PM	#10
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11-10-2013, 03:17 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think you should name the duck. Name him "Biggus Duckus". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-15-2013, 02:11 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What do ya do with that apple, mush it up? And then mush everything together? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-16-2013, 06:20 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Don't let Chris Thile see you do that. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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