Happy Mother's Day

Big Sarge · 05-11-2014, 10:14 AM

I hope all of the mothers in the cellar have a wonderful day. I know some of you don't have children, but you are "mother" to a precious pet. Some of you might even be mother to a panda.

God bless you because their is no greater love than a mother's.

Gravdigr · 05-11-2014, 03:17 PM

What he said. In spades.

limey · 05-11-2014, 04:16 PM

TY

Sent by thought transference

fargon · 05-11-2014, 05:20 PM

Happy Mom's Day!!!

Sheldonrs · 05-11-2014, 08:51 PM

Happy Mothers Day! Even if your Mom isn't here any more.

chrisinhouston · 05-12-2014, 04:35 PM

I took my wife out 4-wheeling with me. She isn't a big fan of it and worries about every hill we encounter but hey, it was Mother's Day so she came along. As I turned to go down one steep hill my front right wheel dropped enough that my left rear wheel was up in the air which really screws up your traction. We sat and the car rocked a bit and she kind of freaked out. I told her she should just get out and I would reposition the Rover. She screamed "NO WAY!" as she thought the car would just roll over on her. Finally two friends that were behind caught up and stood on my rear bumper to lower the vehicle so I could back up.

I guess next year I should just take her out to dinner!

Gravdigr · 05-12-2014, 05:12 PM

Most people only get one Mom.

I've been a lucky man. I have three.

glatt · 05-12-2014, 05:38 PM

How did you manage that?

Gravdigr · 05-13-2014, 01:31 AM

My late friend John, that I've posted about? His mother is just a saint. She's been a second mother to a bunch of us. I told her that if anything happens to mine, she's gonna be my mama. But, she'd be my third, because my cat-napping neighbor's wife is my second mama. She's been my sitter, my nurse, loaned me money, she's kissed my booboos, and more than once she's tanned my hide when I needed it. And with a boy just a year younger than me, their house was like my own, I don't know how many times I've slept over, or how many meals I ate over there. She's ten times the person her husband is.

Big Sarge · 05-13-2014, 04:23 AM

Sigh......I think I would sell my soul to have my momma back. She was in a coma when I got back from Iraq and died a few hours after my return. She never knew I made it home. Sometimes I wish my momma could hold me one more time and make me feel so safe

glatt · 05-13-2014, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

She's ten times the person her husband is.

I guess she would have to be, to be with a guy like that.

Lola Bunny · 05-13-2014, 10:10 PM

@Chris: hahahahahaha.....that was funny.

05-11-2014, 10:14 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Happy Mother's Day I hope all of the mothers in the cellar have a wonderful day. I know some of you don't have children, but you are "mother" to a precious pet. Some of you might even be mother to a panda. God bless you because their is no greater love than a mother's. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-11-2014, 03:17 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What he said. In spades. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-11-2014, 04:16 PM	#3
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	TY Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-11-2014, 05:20 PM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Happy Mom's Day!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-11-2014, 08:51 PM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Happy Mothers Day! Even if your Mom isn't here any more. Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-12-2014, 04:35 PM	#6
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I took my wife out 4-wheeling with me. She isn't a big fan of it and worries about every hill we encounter but hey, it was Mother's Day so she came along. As I turned to go down one steep hill my front right wheel dropped enough that my left rear wheel was up in the air which really screws up your traction. We sat and the car rocked a bit and she kind of freaked out. I told her she should just get out and I would reposition the Rover. She screamed "NO WAY!" as she thought the car would just roll over on her. Finally two friends that were behind caught up and stood on my rear bumper to lower the vehicle so I could back up. I guess next year I should just take her out to dinner! Attached Images

05-12-2014, 05:12 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Most people only get one Mom. I've been a lucky man. I have three. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-12-2014, 05:38 PM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How did you manage that?

05-13-2014, 01:31 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My late friend John, that I've posted about? His mother is just a saint. She's been a second mother to a bunch of us. I told her that if anything happens to mine, she's gonna be my mama. But, she'd be my third, because my cat-napping neighbor's wife is my second mama. She's been my sitter, my nurse, loaned me money, she's kissed my booboos, and more than once she's tanned my hide when I needed it. And with a boy just a year younger than me, their house was like my own, I don't know how many times I've slept over, or how many meals I ate over there. She's ten times the person her husband is. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-13-2014, 04:23 AM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Sigh......I think I would sell my soul to have my momma back. She was in a coma when I got back from Iraq and died a few hours after my return. She never knew I made it home. Sometimes I wish my momma could hold me one more time and make me feel so safe __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-13-2014, 10:10 PM	#12
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	@Chris: hahahahahaha.....that was funny.

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