Happy 4th!

[Nothing But Net]

Flame tattoo, cool:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Flames.jpg">

Not all my blondes are bimbos:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Blonde.jpg">

Don't be sad:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Sad.jpg">

You may remember Kayla from the last contest. I'm totally hetero but her boyfriend is fucking gorgeous:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Gorgeous.jpg">

I dunno what's up there but we have all three eyes on it:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Three eyes.jpg">

This street name sounds like a Jamaican cocktail. "I'll have a Red Stripe and a Saffolk Punch, mon":
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Saffolk.jpg">

I suppose this is better than having 'Helter Skelter' scrawled on your walls:
<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Help.jpg">

[xoxoxoBruce]

I'm totally hetero but her boyfriend is fucking gorgeous:

Hmmmm...have you considered the priesthood?

[wolf]

With respect to the street sign ...

Given the trend toward cutseyness on the part of developers (i.e., naming all the streets in a development around a theme, like Robin Hood and his Merry Men (there's a development somewhere here in the county that does that, I forget which one, though) with the exception of the street named after either the children or trophy wife ...

Given that the cross street is "Yearling" some guy who's good with heavy equipment, but not real up on horsies, may have been trying to name that street "Suffolk Punch" which is the name of a breed of draft horse?

[Bitman]

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Not all my blondes are bimbos

...yet. Though the stuffed penis is a start.

[SteveDallas]

Originally posted by wolf
Given the trend toward cutseyness on the part of developers (i.e., naming all the streets in a development around a theme, like Robin Hood and his Merry Men (there's a development somewhere here in the county that does that, I forget which one, though) with the exception of the street named after either the children or trophy wife ...

We have friends who live in a development where all the streets are people's first names. David St., George Ave., Susan Ln., etc.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Pete Street, Blaine Lane, Undertoad Road.