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richlevy · 06-15-2004, 06:32 PM

Southern Baptist Convention quits World Alliance

Expressing surprise that the rest of the world is not as conservative or single-mindedly pro-American as they are, the Southern Baptists are seceding from the rest of the world. Among other issues, they are upset that the world group supports gays and moderates. They will be heartened to hear a video greeting from President Bush.

Another other bright spots was a proposal stating that keeping your kids in public schools is acting in a sinful manner.

In related news, the president of Pakistan has been criticized for not following through on his promise to crack down on militant religious schools.

elSicomoro · 06-15-2004, 06:57 PM

Could we send the SBC off to a place like, say, Wake Island?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-15-2004, 07:18 PM

Nuke 'em.

wolf · 06-15-2004, 10:12 PM

One of our past doctors failed to realize that her marriage was doomed when for her honeymoon her minister husband took her to the Southern Baptist Convention Grand Convocation or whatever they call it. She had a lovely time in the hotel room when he went out to all-night preaching sessions down to the Denny's Restaurant.

Troubleshooter · 06-16-2004, 07:22 AM

One promising note in the article said they were worried about declining baptisms.

06-15-2004, 06:32 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Welcome to Redneckistan Southern Baptist Convention quits World Alliance Expressing surprise that the rest of the world is not as conservative or single-mindedly pro-American as they are, the Southern Baptists are seceding from the rest of the world. Among other issues, they are upset that the world group supports gays and moderates. They will be heartened to hear a video greeting from President Bush. Another other bright spots was a proposal stating that keeping your kids in public schools is acting in a sinful manner. In related news, the president of Pakistan has been criticized for not following through on his promise to crack down on militant religious schools. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-15-2004, 07:18 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nuke 'em. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-15-2004, 10:12 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	One of our past doctors failed to realize that her marriage was doomed when for her honeymoon her minister husband took her to the Southern Baptist Convention Grand Convocation or whatever they call it. She had a lovely time in the hotel room when he went out to all-night preaching sessions down to the Denny's Restaurant. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-16-2004, 07:22 AM	#5
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	One promising note in the article said they were worried about declining baptisms. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

06-15-2004, 06:57 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Could we send the SBC off to a place like, say, Wake Island?

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