Change one letter; define same

lumberjim · 05-07-2004, 10:02 PM

quote:Originally posted by lumberjim
inuendo: (def) an Italian suppository.

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posted by jdbutler
Good one!

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: I would spell your word inuend-OH!
This could be a new thread for all of the sicko's: Such as:

“Afropros”: Anything relevant to the black community.

“Alcoholyc” - A drunken man of the cloth.

“Arnold Schwanzenegger”: The well-hung, male porn star that lost the California governors race.

“Au Bone Pain” The café of choice for overworked porn stars, chiropractors, and those afflicted with osteopornosis.

"Osteopornosis": A degenerate disease, usually found in teenage boys, characterized by a stiffening of the bone.

“Aunticipation”: What you experience when you are getting frisky and inebriated with your mother’s sister.

“Asspoles”: Polish Assholes.

"Battoo" - Those hideous colored markings left on your skin after being beaten with a Louisville Slugger.

“Bleat their meat”: What lonely shepherds do for fun. (Baaad!)

C'mon guys, send those submissions in!!!

Most creative submission receives a trip to England to witness the “Crap Circles”: (The mysterious markings left in fields by terrified UFO abductees) , a book of “Early English Cliterature”: (Soft porn of the Middle Ages), and an overnight frolic with a
“Krakoe” (A drug addicted prostitute from a city in Southern Poland).

Do not suffer from a “Wimpulse” ( A sudden inclination to act spinelessly), send in your contributions! Beware of the Woofie though, she shoots punsters on sight. Have Fun...

these are friggin hysterical.

jinx heard one:

bacne: having a back covered in nasty clumps of disfiguring zits.

zippyt · 05-07-2004, 10:39 PM

Fugly : fucking UGLY !!!!!

lumberjim · 05-07-2004, 10:59 PM

pleazure: the moment of paralysis akin to a siezure that strikes during a powerful orgasm.

lumberjim · 05-07-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by zippyt
you put my song list on syc's thread , and his on mine , i was trying to figuer out just what the HELL was going on , now it makes sence

sence: What you talk when you're trying to reason with a stoned person.

zippyt · 05-07-2004, 11:10 PM

UUUUugly : Way beyond Fugly

Elspode · 05-08-2004, 12:20 AM

twhat? - a deaf vagina

Slartibartfast · 05-08-2004, 11:33 AM

Immanuel Kunt: A philosopher with a certain fixation.

recTums: calcium antacid suppositories

liverworst: the nastiest tasting luncheon meat

jaguar · 05-08-2004, 12:04 PM

fugly can also be defined as being both fat and ugly.

jdbutler · 05-08-2004, 02:49 PM

"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!)

"Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant.

"Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle.

"Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket.

lumberjim · 05-08-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jdbutler
"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!)

"Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant.

"Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle.

"Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket.

Oh, hell yeah!

great stuff!

jdbutler · 05-08-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

Oh, hell yeah!

great stuff!

Thank you "Slumberjim"... The state of the Jeep selling prick that bogarts your joint when you have to go to the "head".

"Humpkin" What West Virginians do for fun on Halloween.

jinx · 05-08-2004, 05:36 PM

*waiting for someone to say "dumberjim" or Dycamore"*

derection what you get when your girlfriend farts during sex

lumberjim · 05-08-2004, 05:37 PM

that was me.

Undertoad · 05-08-2004, 05:40 PM

Cheez-zit - smudge of orange on your face after eating cheez-flavored snak foods.

lumberjim · 05-09-2004, 01:32 AM

Geeko
the mascot of the subculture of computer geeks who do more than 75% of their shopping online. Almost certain to have Geico insurance.

05-07-2004, 10:39 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Fugly : fucking UGLY !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-07-2004, 10:59 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	pleazure: the moment of paralysis akin to a siezure that strikes during a powerful orgasm. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-07-2004, 11:10 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	UUUUugly : Way beyond Fugly __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-08-2004, 12:20 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	twhat? - a deaf vagina __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-08-2004, 12:04 PM	#8
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	fugly can also be defined as being both fat and ugly. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-08-2004, 11:33 AM	#7
Slartibartfast \|-0-\| <-0-> \|-0-\| Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 516	Immanuel Kunt: A philosopher with a certain fixation. recTums: calcium antacid suppositories liverworst: the nastiest tasting luncheon meat

05-08-2004, 02:49 PM	#9
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!) "Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant. "Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle. "Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket. __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

05-08-2004, 05:36 PM	#12
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	waiting for someone to say "dumberjim" or Dycamore" derection what you get when your girlfriend farts during sex __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-08-2004, 05:37 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that was me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-08-2004, 05:40 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Cheez-zit - smudge of orange on your face after eating cheez-flavored snak foods.

05-09-2004, 01:32 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Geeko the mascot of the subculture of computer geeks who do more than 75% of their shopping online. Almost certain to have Geico insurance. Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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