Terror threat level dropped to yellow

glatt · 11-10-2004, 04:21 PM

That's right. I know you've been cowering in your safe rooms with your rolls of duct tape, but you might want to consider coming out now. It's still not safe, since we're still three levels away form the safest green level, but the oppressive orange "high" level has been removed. Breath a sigh of relief.

garnet · 11-10-2004, 04:27 PM

Hey maybe Ashcroft was right...we're all safe now!

jaguar · 11-10-2004, 05:54 PM

yup, the election is over, you can all relax now.

Elspode · 11-10-2004, 06:15 PM

Thank GOD George W. Bush was re-elected! Clearly, this proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that his presidency has indeed made us safer than we were. It is also proof positive that there is *no* political motivation to these threat levels, because if there were, they would have lowered it right before the election!

OH...wait...what? Huh? Sorry. I was channelling Ashcroft there for a minute.

tw · 11-10-2004, 06:15 PM

So what do I do with all that duct tape and plastic tarps for sealing windows and doors?

Undertoad · 11-10-2004, 06:18 PM

Seal the windows and doors... it's cold out there.

wolf · 11-11-2004, 01:28 AM

Slang will be grateful. He can go back to just the one handgun until we go back up to Orange.

But yes, the plastic and duct tape stays in place. It's really cozy.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2004, 07:29 PM

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Terror threat level dropped to yellow

That proves they don't know how dangerous Bush & Co are.

11-10-2004, 04:21 PM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Terror threat level dropped to yellow That's right. I know you've been cowering in your safe rooms with your rolls of duct tape, but you might want to consider coming out now. It's still not safe, since we're still three levels away form the safest green level, but the oppressive orange "high" level has been removed. Breath a sigh of relief.

11-10-2004, 05:54 PM	#3
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	yup, the election is over, you can all relax now. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

11-10-2004, 06:15 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Thank GOD George W. Bush was re-elected! Clearly, this proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that his presidency has indeed made us safer than we were. It is also proof positive that there is no political motivation to these threat levels, because if there were, they would have lowered it right before the election! OH...wait...what? Huh? Sorry. I was channelling Ashcroft there for a minute. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-11-2004, 01:28 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Slang will be grateful. He can go back to just the one handgun until we go back up to Orange. But yes, the plastic and duct tape stays in place. It's really cozy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-10-2004, 04:27 PM	#2
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	Hey maybe Ashcroft was right...we're all safe now!

11-10-2004, 06:15 PM	#5
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	So what do I do with all that duct tape and plastic tarps for sealing windows and doors?

11-10-2004, 06:18 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Seal the windows and doors... it's cold out there.

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