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Old 10-01-2005, 03:42 AM   #1
SteveDallas
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Pick a tag line

My tag line is stale (although true) but I lack the creativity to come up with a suitable replacement. Help me out.
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:44 AM   #2
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just open the dictionary to a random page, and pick a word.
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:43 AM   #3
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:06 PM   #4
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Does not have permission from wife to boff Laura Dern?
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:53 PM   #5
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I may take lumberjim's suggestion.

And Elspode, that's sort of like asking if I have her permission to teleport to Neptune.
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:52 PM   #6
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You could go with something related to your screen name.

"Better chest hair than you"

or

"Brains scrambled since 1988"

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Old 10-01-2005, 10:11 PM   #7
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Has no chance with Laura Dern
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Old 10-01-2005, 10:12 PM   #8
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Loved your mom. really.


frequently pisses razorblades.

wants a mulligan.
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:37 AM   #9
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I don't really agree with the premise. I don't think your tag line is stale. Matter of fact, the way its written, the longer you use it, the less "stale" it becomes.

Stick with it - its you.

And there is "something" about Laura Dern that lends it a certain credibility.
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:57 PM   #10
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Well, I feel I should change periodically. Besides, Laura did have predecessors. I wouldn't want to slight them.
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:35 AM   #11
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Would settle for Bridget Fonda.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:25 PM   #12
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And Elspode, that's sort of like asking if I have her permission to teleport to Neptune.
Boff Laura Dern. I'm sure you'll end up there...
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:46 PM   #13
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Meaning: "Knock yourself out and if you succeed, you'll die."?
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Old 10-03-2005, 07:20 PM   #14
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looooooves the porn!

1 ham sandwich away from mamma cass

ticklish

wanna play my clarinet?

ryhmes with phallus

fiercely unobtrusive

extra polite, ya prick

......i should have saved some of these for myself, but
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Old 10-03-2005, 07:27 PM   #15
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Who was that guy who asked us, during Mutual of Omaha's WILD KINGDOM, "ever eat a pinecone? Many parts are edible!"---that would be a good tagline.
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