Analyze the Weird Dream Above / Post Yours

Griff · 08-26-2005, 06:31 AM

Ice Cube and I are at an historical re-enactment. One re-enactor, a black man in Inuit clothing, is yelling about how this ancient ceremony was broadcast on the radio. I rationalize this commentary by recalling that for many cultures time really is relative so I guess it could be true.

Have at.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-26-2005, 09:47 AM

Your secret dream is to be a member of the Black Eyed Peas so you can lick Fergie's ankles.

I dreamt I was boxing with my best friend's sixteen year old son, and my two year old was the referee. She kept yelling "Beat him Mommy! Hit him!"

Silent · 08-26-2005, 01:41 PM

You secretly have the hots for your friends son. However, you know that it would be wrong to act on these secret lusts and that only a two year old wouldn't know any better.

I dreamt my house developed a leak in the roof around the bathroom vent pipe. Torrents of water were rushing in and out of the ceiling in the kitchen (doing remarkably little damage) while all my friends were in the living room watching soccer.

lumberjim · 08-26-2005, 04:34 PM

you had to pee.

i dreamt i was getting oral from a girl with mr spock in the room. top that shit.

Cyclefrance · 08-26-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

you had to pee.

i dreamt i was getting oral from a girl with mr spock in the room. top that shit.

You have this problem about old people jumping the queue

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I dreamt that this guy stole my bike - he just put it in the back of my brand new A4 and made my wife drive him off in it.

footfootfoot · 08-26-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

I dreamt that this guy stole my bike - he just put it in the back of my brand new A4 and made my wife drive him off in it.

You are worried that your penis is going to fall off when it gets numb from too much bike riding and therefore your wife will leave you.

I dreamed I barged down the nile in my maidenform bra...

Radar · 08-26-2005, 08:49 PM

I had a dream that I was on an elevator to heaven. But it wasn't a normal elevator. It was like those elevators on the outside of buildings, but it wasn't in a cage and it had no walls. It was just a small platform going up and I was on the edge of it. There were lots of other people and they were kind of shoving, and the elevator was going up and up and up for a really long time. Then, right before I was about to fall off, the elevator made it to the top and I woke up as I was getting off the elevator.

I was disturbed by this dream because I don't believe in heaven. I'm an atheist.

Clodfobble · 08-26-2005, 10:52 PM

Your dream is a message from God.

I don't remember mine from last night, but my husband told me his when he woke up this morning: He and Jon Stewart had to kill this retarded boy. My husband was really uncomfortable with the idea, but Jon Stewart made him. Ultimately, my husband did most of the attacking and he got all pissed at Jon Stewart afterwards for making him do his dirty work.

wolf · 08-26-2005, 11:59 PM

Your husband hates his boss, and feels that a loud-mouthed coworker has been goading him into confronting the boss when he really doesn't want to.

I have this recurring dream about frankfurters chasing bagels around the Empire State Building. I have never been to the Empire State Building.

zippyt · 08-27-2005, 12:39 AM

Oh Wolf , DON'T make me say that you NEED to get SOME !!!! Shit how Phalic can a dream be !!!!!!!

Hers is a serial re-acuring dream i used to have , its been a while but the cave dudes still apear ever now and then.

Dream 1 , a DC comics caveman is floating in space clutching onto an I beam , suddenly there is a flash in the distance , he starts moveing in that direction , soon you see other DC comics cavemen with simmaler materials going in the same direction , they all converge and start putting I beames togather untill they form a rough sefl supporting globe , other dudes appear with clods of dirt, they form this over the steel and form a world , air and water are in the dirt

Dream 2 , they all live on this world in harminy , unitill one tribe gets more advanced than the other , then WAR , WAR esclates to the point of nukes,

Dream 3 , Nukes blow the world to pieces with DC comics cave dudes clinging onto the pieces ,

They all float in space untill there is another FLASH !!!
Then they do it all over again .

Wrap your heads around THAT one !!!!!!!

wolf · 08-27-2005, 12:49 AM

Karma is cyclical. Things occur over and over again, sometimes in the same way, sometimes we learn from the lessons.

(I don't actually dream, or at least recall dreams with any consistency. I had to make something up. When I do have dreams I remember it's usually really intense stuff, like the time 6 months before Challenger when I had a nightmare that the space shuttle with the teacher on it had exploded ... I had to call a friend to check to see if the mission had flown yet. At that point, it hadn't.)

Okay, I did have this one actual dream, sometime in the mid-80s (not too long after the above Challenger dream so I was pretty freaked out), in which a nuclear sub launched it's missles from the Schuylkill River.

zippyt · 08-27-2005, 01:50 AM

End game , I think

Ok here is another weird dream , always around christmas eve ,
I am walking on a frozen lake , typical rockwell chritmas scene in the back ground , snow , ice , frost , with a house in the back ground , smoke comeing out of the chimeny , etc,,,,

I hear a sound below my feet , and i clear away the snow , I see my self looking back at my self thru the ice , but the other self is looking over the side of a moter boat and it is summer ,,, i have dreamnt that i broke thru the ice and we switched places , classic Chris craft motor boat slinking across the lake with a summer view of the SAME house !!!

Ok what do you make of this dream ????

Clodfobble · 08-27-2005, 12:36 PM

You hate the winter. A lot.

Last night my dream was this: My husband and I were in a group of around ten people, who were all "friends" in the dream but whom I didn't recognize, and we were in an Asian country with a sizeable rural population--sometimes it was China, sometimes it was North Korea. A black man in our group was arrested by the military under some false pretenses, but we all knew it was really because he was black. In protest, we egged the main plaza, and some government agents chased us until we reached "Paddy O'Shaughnessy's," a building which was both a bar and the Irish embassy. We ran in and all claimed various smidgens of Irish ancestry and were thus saved from the Asian military folks.

mrnoodle · 08-29-2005, 10:48 AM

Prophecy that the Chinese are going to invade. But everyone knew that anyway.

I, my sister, her 2 kids and my dad are in a big garage/metal barn. Dad goes back to the house (this is our barn, but I don't recognize it). We are apparently keeping lions, because it's my job to feed the cubs. They are all wandering out in the pasture, and you can hear them and see flashes of fur in the grass, but you never see them fully. The deal is, when you get out the metal feeding dishes, the cubs come to the door. I have to get the cubs inside and shut the door to feed them before the mama lions come (the adult lions aren't tame, only the cubs). As soon as i touch the dishes, the clock is ticking. Cubs running inside, doors closed for safety. And I'm behind a bunch of equipment -- it's a dirty garage/barn. Well, I've got the cubs inside and feeding, when I realize one of my nephews has left one of the doors open. I can hear a mama lion through the wall, snuffling along the base of the building for her cub.

Then it turns into a chasing dream. Sister and kids are on the way to the house, but the mama lion is too close -- they should be inside the barn until feeding time is over. I'm torn between getting them back in the barn, just shutting the door, and trying to find a gun to deal with the mama lion. Plus I'm all embarrassed and disappointed because my dad left me in charge of the lions and now someone's gonna get killed.

The dream jumped ahead to me trying to stuff cubs under the garage door to let them out, while dodging the swiping paws coming underneath from the mamas. I assume my family lived

warch · 08-29-2005, 02:48 PM

You feel your life is spinning out of control, no matter how hard you try, and you are disappointing your loved ones. Or you have a meth lab that has you worried.

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I am hiding from gunmen in a walkin refrigerator. I cant shut the door because I'll be locked in/suffocate, but I have to shut it far enough to turn off the light and be hidden. The whole dream is my panic futility messing with the door. I'm never caught or saved.

08-26-2005, 06:31 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Analyze the Weird Dream Above / Post Yours Ice Cube and I are at an historical re-enactment. One re-enactor, a black man in Inuit clothing, is yelling about how this ancient ceremony was broadcast on the radio. I rationalize this commentary by recalling that for many cultures time really is relative so I guess it could be true. Have at. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-26-2005, 09:47 AM	#2
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Your secret dream is to be a member of the Black Eyed Peas so you can lick Fergie's ankles. I dreamt I was boxing with my best friend's sixteen year old son, and my two year old was the referee. She kept yelling "Beat him Mommy! Hit him!" __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-26-2005, 04:34 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you had to pee. i dreamt i was getting oral from a girl with mr spock in the room. top that shit. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-26-2005, 08:49 PM	#7
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I had a dream that I was on an elevator to heaven. But it wasn't a normal elevator. It was like those elevators on the outside of buildings, but it wasn't in a cage and it had no walls. It was just a small platform going up and I was on the edge of it. There were lots of other people and they were kind of shoving, and the elevator was going up and up and up for a really long time. Then, right before I was about to fall off, the elevator made it to the top and I woke up as I was getting off the elevator. I was disturbed by this dream because I don't believe in heaven. I'm an atheist. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

08-26-2005, 11:59 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Your husband hates his boss, and feels that a loud-mouthed coworker has been goading him into confronting the boss when he really doesn't want to. I have this recurring dream about frankfurters chasing bagels around the Empire State Building. I have never been to the Empire State Building. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-26-2005, 01:41 PM	#3
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	You secretly have the hots for your friends son. However, you know that it would be wrong to act on these secret lusts and that only a two year old wouldn't know any better. I dreamt my house developed a leak in the roof around the bathroom vent pipe. Torrents of water were rushing in and out of the ceiling in the kitchen (doing remarkably little damage) while all my friends were in the living room watching soccer.

08-26-2005, 10:52 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Your dream is a message from God. I don't remember mine from last night, but my husband told me his when he woke up this morning: He and Jon Stewart had to kill this retarded boy. My husband was really uncomfortable with the idea, but Jon Stewart made him. Ultimately, my husband did most of the attacking and he got all pissed at Jon Stewart afterwards for making him do his dirty work.

08-27-2005, 12:39 AM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh Wolf , DON'T make me say that you NEED to get SOME !!!! Shit how Phalic can a dream be !!!!!!! Hers is a serial re-acuring dream i used to have , its been a while but the cave dudes still apear ever now and then. Dream 1 , a DC comics caveman is floating in space clutching onto an I beam , suddenly there is a flash in the distance , he starts moveing in that direction , soon you see other DC comics cavemen with simmaler materials going in the same direction , they all converge and start putting I beames togather untill they form a rough sefl supporting globe , other dudes appear with clods of dirt, they form this over the steel and form a world , air and water are in the dirt Dream 2 , they all live on this world in harminy , unitill one tribe gets more advanced than the other , then WAR , WAR esclates to the point of nukes, Dream 3 , Nukes blow the world to pieces with DC comics cave dudes clinging onto the pieces , They all float in space untill there is another FLASH !!! Then they do it all over again . Wrap your heads around THAT one !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-27-2005, 12:49 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Karma is cyclical. Things occur over and over again, sometimes in the same way, sometimes we learn from the lessons. (I don't actually dream, or at least recall dreams with any consistency. I had to make something up. When I do have dreams I remember it's usually really intense stuff, like the time 6 months before Challenger when I had a nightmare that the space shuttle with the teacher on it had exploded ... I had to call a friend to check to see if the mission had flown yet. At that point, it hadn't.) Okay, I did have this one actual dream, sometime in the mid-80s (not too long after the above Challenger dream so I was pretty freaked out), in which a nuclear sub launched it's missles from the Schuylkill River. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-27-2005, 01:50 AM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	End game , I think Ok here is another weird dream , always around christmas eve , I am walking on a frozen lake , typical rockwell chritmas scene in the back ground , snow , ice , frost , with a house in the back ground , smoke comeing out of the chimeny , etc,,,, I hear a sound below my feet , and i clear away the snow , I see my self looking back at my self thru the ice , but the other self is looking over the side of a moter boat and it is summer ,,, i have dreamnt that i broke thru the ice and we switched places , classic Chris craft motor boat slinking across the lake with a summer view of the SAME house !!! Ok what do you make of this dream ???? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner Last edited by zippyt; 08-27-2005 at 01:53 AM.

08-27-2005, 12:36 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You hate the winter. A lot. Last night my dream was this: My husband and I were in a group of around ten people, who were all "friends" in the dream but whom I didn't recognize, and we were in an Asian country with a sizeable rural population--sometimes it was China, sometimes it was North Korea. A black man in our group was arrested by the military under some false pretenses, but we all knew it was really because he was black. In protest, we egged the main plaza, and some government agents chased us until we reached "Paddy O'Shaughnessy's," a building which was both a bar and the Irish embassy. We ran in and all claimed various smidgens of Irish ancestry and were thus saved from the Asian military folks.

08-29-2005, 10:48 AM	#14
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Prophecy that the Chinese are going to invade. But everyone knew that anyway. I, my sister, her 2 kids and my dad are in a big garage/metal barn. Dad goes back to the house (this is our barn, but I don't recognize it). We are apparently keeping lions, because it's my job to feed the cubs. They are all wandering out in the pasture, and you can hear them and see flashes of fur in the grass, but you never see them fully. The deal is, when you get out the metal feeding dishes, the cubs come to the door. I have to get the cubs inside and shut the door to feed them before the mama lions come (the adult lions aren't tame, only the cubs). As soon as i touch the dishes, the clock is ticking. Cubs running inside, doors closed for safety. And I'm behind a bunch of equipment -- it's a dirty garage/barn. Well, I've got the cubs inside and feeding, when I realize one of my nephews has left one of the doors open. I can hear a mama lion through the wall, snuffling along the base of the building for her cub. Then it turns into a chasing dream. Sister and kids are on the way to the house, but the mama lion is too close -- they should be inside the barn until feeding time is over. I'm torn between getting them back in the barn, just shutting the door, and trying to find a gun to deal with the mama lion. Plus I'm all embarrassed and disappointed because my dad left me in charge of the lions and now someone's gonna get killed. The dream jumped ahead to me trying to stuff cubs under the garage door to let them out, while dodging the swiping paws coming underneath from the mamas. I assume my family lived __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-29-2005, 02:48 PM	#15
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	You feel your life is spinning out of control, no matter how hard you try, and you are disappointing your loved ones. Or you have a meth lab that has you worried. ____________________________________________________ I am hiding from gunmen in a walkin refrigerator. I cant shut the door because I'll be locked in/suffocate, but I have to shut it far enough to turn off the light and be hidden. The whole dream is my panic futility messing with the door. I'm never caught or saved.

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