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Old 12-16-2005, 01:05 PM   #1
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"But surely he stinketh by now."

Who said that?
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:12 PM   #2
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According to Google, Lazarus' sister, more or less.
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:19 PM   #3
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According to Google, Lazarus' sister, more or less.
Thanks Elspode. That sure was fast!

Now, who invented the number 3?

Boy, it sure is dank in here.

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Old 12-16-2005, 01:53 PM   #4
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BTW - How the hell can I get my avatar to display?
I can see it. If I click on your public profile. There are no avatars on posts here.
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:52 PM   #5
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tomas? is that u????
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:22 PM   #6
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tomas? is that u????
Tomas de Torquemada, mein frau?
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:52 AM   #7
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tomas? is that u????
No, tomas was far more intelligent. This latest troll can only gain attention by using the ploys of the immature adolescent of below average intelligence.
Tomas was an immature adolescent, but he had a surprising streak of wit beneath his wierdness. This one doesn't.

Humbug: We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee. Why don't you go impress your 13 year old friends with your profound thoughts and bathroom humor? You obviously don't have the education or the intelligence to play with the grown-ups.

I'm sure your fellow deviants on your AOL chatroom miss you. We won't.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:21 PM   #8
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Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:50 PM   #9
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Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.
Dude, you forgot the "I am the product of inbreeding, oxygen deprivation and ingrown nasal hair."

I can't do lunch with you, especially not mutton. Lord knows what you've done to the poor sheep before they're served.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:37 PM   #10
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Dude, you forgot the "I am the product of inbreeding, oxygen deprivation and ingrown nasal hair."
Sorry, won't happen again.

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I can't do lunch with you, especially not mutton.
Too bad. We were serving rat's ass.

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Lord knows what you've done to the poor sheep before they're served.
He's not alone...so do some of the cellar intellects...

Marichiko: "We all know what "fuck" means and we are aware of the practice of doing it with sheep and other animals. We all know about shit and ca-ca and pee-pee."

Chirp.

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Old 12-19-2005, 04:12 PM   #11
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Harsh, but no (Clinton) cigar.

Obviously the enlightened product of inbreeding, oxygen deprevation and ingrown nasal hair.

Let's do lunch.
he got that much right, at least! assuming he's talking to mulitchiko....

pure coincedence? or has he been reading old threads?

so you know, humbug, dry humor and whitty sarcasm stated subtly get more laughs here than shouted insults. the collective iq is relatively high....with some very noteable exceptions, granted. i gather you like a nice flame fest? take some time and decide who to piss off first. and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko, or the well respected like elspode or bruce or undertoad. sycamore is a good punching bag if you can coax him out of hiding.
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:19 PM   #12
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and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko
Heh Heh! Do as LJ says, kid, NOT as he DOES!

Oh, Sycamore! Wanna have a flamefest with LJ for old time's sake? Nah, its Christmas!

Humbug, is that the best reply you can come up with? How very predictable of you! Afraid you're gonna have to do better than that, even LJ's not impressed.
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Old 12-20-2005, 04:51 AM   #13
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and be careful not to pick on the easy ones like marichiko, or the well respected like elspode or bruce or undertoad.
I claim no special privilege.... even if I do know professional hitmen in most major cities.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:07 AM   #14
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the collective iq is relatively high
I knew I stepped in something.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:13 PM   #15
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Too bad. A picture is worth a thousand words. To wit...



Just describing the background colors could take many lines, and nothing could capture the emotion.

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