Bacon!....wtf? - Page 40

ZenGum · 04-30-2010, 02:28 AM

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush....."

Pie · 04-30-2010, 08:41 AM

:snork:

Pico and ME · 04-30-2010, 02:52 PM

I hope this isnt a repeat.

morethanpretty · 05-01-2010, 02:52 PM

Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipop

* All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink.
* Get 'em as single pops, or in packs of four.
* Made with real bacon!
* Net Wt: 31g
* Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop.
* Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter

capnhowdy · 05-08-2010, 02:45 PM

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Gravdigr · 05-10-2010, 03:05 PM

I hate to say it. Really, I do...But, dayum, that looks good.^^^^

Glinda · 05-20-2010, 01:39 AM

The Bacon-copia

Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot Italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami.

Bacon Chip Nachos

OMG. I'm so hungry!

Glinda · 05-20-2010, 01:41 AM

Also (posted in another thread about bacon, but reposted here because this is where it really belongs):

Glinda · 05-20-2010, 01:46 AM

Bacon-Wrapped Burrito Log

Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.

Meta Meat Cake

Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

Jeezly crow! Who comes up with this stuff?!? That said, I'd hit it.

Glinda · 05-20-2010, 01:49 AM

Tony’s BLT

One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.

I'm not seeing the lettuce or tomato and I'm not sure it matters.

Glinda · 05-20-2010, 02:18 AM

The Clogger

Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Cream Cheese Rolls

Spexxvet · 05-24-2010, 08:57 AM

I don't get the recurring bacon/peanutbutter combination.

fargon · 05-24-2010, 09:36 AM

Bacon and peanut butter is good.

squirell nutkin · 05-24-2010, 11:42 PM

peanut butter and bacon on seeded rye bread.

Gravdigr · 05-26-2010, 06:28 AM

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04-30-2010, 02:28 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush....." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-30-2010, 08:41 AM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	:snork: __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-30-2010, 02:52 PM	#3
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I hope this isnt a repeat. Attached Images

05-01-2010, 02:52 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipop * All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink. * Get 'em as single pops, or in packs of four. * Made with real bacon! * Net Wt: 31g * Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop. * Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-08-2010, 02:45 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Breakfast this morning at the local diner in my half horse hometown. My first encounter with fried bacon. Yep. Battered and deep fried. It was pretty good, but my cardiologist would be somewhat disenchanted. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-10-2010, 03:05 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hate to say it. Really, I do...But, dayum, that looks good.^^^^ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-20-2010, 01:39 AM	#7
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Oh, lordy! The Bacon-copia Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot Italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami. Bacon Chip Nachos OMG. I'm so hungry! Last edited by Glinda; 05-20-2010 at 02:11 AM.

05-20-2010, 01:41 AM	#8
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Also (posted in another thread about bacon, but reposted here because this is where it really belongs):

05-20-2010, 01:46 AM	#9
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Holy cow... Bacon-Wrapped Burrito Log Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon. Meta Meat Cake Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips. Jeezly crow! Who comes up with this stuff?!? That said, I'd hit it.

05-20-2010, 01:49 AM	#10
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	The Ultimate BLT Tony’s BLT One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo. I'm not seeing the lettuce or tomato and I'm not sure it matters.

05-20-2010, 02:18 AM	#11
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	The Clogger Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon. Bacon Cream Cheese Rolls

05-24-2010, 08:57 AM	#12
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I don't get the recurring bacon/peanutbutter combination. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-24-2010, 09:36 AM	#13
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Bacon and peanut butter is good. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-24-2010, 11:42 PM	#14
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	peanut butter and bacon on seeded rye bread. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

05-26-2010, 06:28 AM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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