Do you pee in the shower? - Page 15

xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2004, 07:32 PM

You're a sick puppy.
I think that's why I like you.

lumberjim · 05-05-2004, 08:06 PM

hey...remember this thread?

dar512 · 05-05-2004, 09:08 PM

Of course. It's one of the bits I'm proud of. I inadvertantly hijacked piss to poetry.

Which also reminded me that I never posted the limerick trilogy.

There once were two lasses from Birmingham
And this is the story concerning 'em
They pulled down the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em

But the Bishop was nobody's fool
He'd been to a large public school
So he pulled down their britches
And diddled those bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool

But that didn't bother those two
And they said as the Bishop withdrew
Oh the Vicar is thicker
and quicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you

Catwoman · 05-06-2004, 04:23 AM

Nothing wrong with the odd golden shower...

Nerollss · 05-06-2004, 01:48 PM

in the pool too.

(one time, from the diving board)

Happy Monkey · 05-06-2004, 01:51 PM

lumberjim · 05-06-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Catwoman
Nothing wrong with the odd golden shower...

[sistah]oh no you diiii-intt [sistah]

i just don;t get it. how is that sexy?

Catwoman · 05-10-2004, 03:57 AM

Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'.

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 07:54 AM

thanks for sharing.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-10-2004, 04:01 PM

I think I'll go gargle, now.

wolf · 05-11-2004, 02:15 AM

We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.)

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids.

It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours.

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:24 PM

Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate:

The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than
In The Toilet

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you
during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down
Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story
of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub
to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the
shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the
shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for
me.

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over-
flushing.

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim

I not only don't pee on the seat, I wipe the porcelain of the inevitable overspray when I'm done. Then I put the fuckin lid down, AND flush.

If I weren't already married, I'd say I think I love you. But since I am...do you give classes?

Sidhe

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hot_pastrami

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

Damn! I actually laughed out loud at that one! Thanks!

Sidhe

Lady Sidhe · 06-04-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune

...and I don't want to even speak of the unthinkable dangers encountered with the crossing of the streams.

That would be Twinkie Bad....

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do	54	54.55%
I am a male and I do not	11	11.11%
I am a female and I do	20	20.20%
I am a female and I do not	10	10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo	4	4.04%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

05-05-2004, 08:06 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey...remember this thread? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-06-2004, 04:23 AM	#4
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Nothing wrong with the odd golden shower... __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

05-06-2004, 01:51 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	__________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-10-2004, 03:57 AM	#8
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

01-05-2004, 07:32 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're a sick puppy. I think that's why I like you.

05-05-2004, 09:08 PM	#3
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Of course. It's one of the bits I'm proud of. I inadvertantly hijacked piss to poetry. Which also reminded me that I never posted the limerick trilogy. There once were two lasses from Birmingham And this is the story concerning 'em They pulled down the frock And diddled the cock Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em But the Bishop was nobody's fool He'd been to a large public school So he pulled down their britches And diddled those bitches With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool But that didn't bother those two And they said as the Bishop withdrew Oh the Vicar is thicker and quicker and slicker And longer and stronger than you

05-06-2004, 01:48 PM	#5
Nerollss Alphabetarian Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12	in the pool too. (one time, from the diving board)

05-10-2004, 07:54 AM	#9
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	thanks for sharing. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 04:01 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think I'll go gargle, now. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-11-2004, 02:15 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.) Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids. It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2004, 11:24 PM	#12
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate: The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than In The Toilet 10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man. 9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game. 8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you during the catchy singing of MMMBOP. 7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down Economics without interruption. 6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub to do #1. 5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the shower to go might just ruin the mood. 4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the shower might just ruin the solo mood. 3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel. 2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for me. 1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over- flushing. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

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