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02-20-2011, 04:29 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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I Want an Apology
God has a few things to answer for IMHO.
The design and execution of the sinus cavity, for example. Not His Best Idea. They are more likely than not to be soggy, drippy, stuffy, dry or just plain inoperable for most of the year. Octipii. The Lock Ness Monster (well, all lake and sea monsters, really) alligators/crocodiles. Ted Bundy. Hormones. What would YOU like an apology for? And no fair mentioning diseases - I'm not 100% certain that they are God's fault.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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02-20-2011, 05:11 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Knees. Very poor design. God must be an MBA.
Spines are no better.
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02-20-2011, 06:38 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Fragile feet.
Specifically for giving them to me, while letting the rest of the world off. Oh and giving Singapuras Spindly Death Claws coupled with the desire to sit on human shoulders. But pot was a pretty good idea. So was the clitoris. |
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02-20-2011, 07:46 AM
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A good design on women
Anus and vagina close enough that you can pick girls like a 6-pack 
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"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce |
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02-20-2011, 08:18 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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02-21-2011, 12:09 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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02-20-2011, 08:22 AM
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Professor
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No, but as Henry Ford put it when he met his Creator:
As an enginer, I always wondered. Why did you put the playground so close to the sewer?
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02-20-2011, 08:29 AM
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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02-20-2011, 08:24 AM
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Professor
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Or the starter (clit) so close to the exhaust pipe (anus)?
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02-20-2011, 08:45 AM
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the female orgasmic (non-)response to intercourse
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02-20-2011, 12:20 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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'Sorry' don't butter no parsnips.
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02-20-2011, 04:39 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Call centers and automated customer "service"
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-20-2011, 11:39 PM
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large spiders
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02-21-2011, 07:50 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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02-21-2011, 11:34 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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An apology from the devil will be just fine.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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