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09-29-2011, 03:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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So, I Went To A Party Last Night...
It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase
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Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection): A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head. I danced on half a pic-a-nic table. A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing. Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt. Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix. We burned stolen firewood. The cops stayed away. 
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09-29-2011, 03:23 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Oh, and, no hangover this
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09-29-2011, 03:24 PM
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sounds like a lovely soiree!
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09-29-2011, 03:34 PM
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These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.
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09-29-2011, 10:46 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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09-29-2011, 03:38 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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that rat thar is funneh.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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09-29-2011, 07:37 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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09-30-2011, 01:18 AM
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a beautiful fool
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John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.
Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it.
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09-30-2011, 01:28 AM
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Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?
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10-02-2011, 06:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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To quote a country song: I ain't as good as I once was I've got a few years on me now But there was a time, back in my prime When I could really lay it down if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was Damn skippy. 
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09-30-2011, 09:19 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Sounds like a flash mob.
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10-01-2011, 04:31 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Sounds fun Grav.
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1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.
2. It could have been MUCH worse. Quote:
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10-01-2011, 09:06 AM
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You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.
I'm showing my age now.
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10-02-2011, 06:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?
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