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			 a beautiful fool 
			
			
			
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				Knock knock
			 
			
			
			Stupid fun lifted from book face. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care.... Knock knock Who's there Helm Helm who? Helm ake you sorry you asked! Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea. 
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	There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool  | 
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			 Goon Squad Leader 
			
			
			
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			who's there V V who? ... V vish you a merry christmas V vish you a merry christmas V VISH you a merry christmas und a happy new year! .... posted not on land but at sea, f'reals 
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			 Doctor Wtf 
			
			
			
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			Who's there? Gum Gum who? Gum inside, it's cold out there. Yeah, it's weak. 
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	Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.  | 
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			 still says videotape 
			
			
			
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			Who's there? Griff Griff who? Grifters git yer gun! um yeah, still weak. 
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	If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis  | 
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			 Person who doesn't update the user title 
			
			
			
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	Who's there? Infi Infi who? Infi minutes imma bust down yo door!  | 
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			 UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION 
			
			
			
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	Who's there? Fobble Fobble who? Fobble Lobble La, La la la la!  | 
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	who's there? glatt glatt who? glatt to meet you. That right there is comic gold.  
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			 polaroid of perfection 
			
			
			
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			Who's there? Cherry Cherry who? Cherry Garcia! Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream. It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously. You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons. 
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	Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac  | 
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			 polaroid of perfection 
			
			
			
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			Fried gold, Glatt. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			A slice of. 
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			 To shreds, you say? 
			
			
			
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			Who's there? Foot Foot who? Foot for thought. 
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	The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs  | 
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			 Makes some feel uncomfortable 
			
			
			
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			whose their (for infi)? Spexx Spexx who? Spexx um of you to laugh at this Lucky for you, I won't be here all week 
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	Who's there? Lighter Lighter who? Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C.  | 
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			Can we write some for other people? Too late... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Knock knock (on foto-mat door) Who's there? Sundae Sundae who? Sundae my prints will come!  | 
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