Girl Scout Cookies

xoxoxoBruce · 02-11-2018, 12:04 AM

I read about a Girl Scout selling hundreds of boxes outside a pot store in CA on Superbowl Sunday. The Girl Scout Council wanted to know who it was to admonish her for selling cookies in a commercial district.
This is complete bullshit since, one, a scout selling that many boxes should be easy to find, and two every supermarket around here has a table with Scouts selling cookies outside the door at some time or other.

Anywho, not all GS cookies are created equally.

Clodfobble · 02-11-2018, 07:49 AM

...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-11-2018, 11:43 AM

It's weird, we used to get Samoas but now we get Caramel Delights. I figured the scouts had copyright to all the cookies but maybe not.

Undertoad · 02-11-2018, 11:58 AM

Still waiting for 2035 and the formation of the Other-Gendered Scouts

xoxoxoBruce · 02-11-2018, 12:07 PM

Would that get your cookies off?

Happy Monkey · 02-11-2018, 12:06 PM

Boy Scouts already accept all genders. At least some Girl Scout troops accept transgender girls. No need to wait til 2035.

Happy Monkey · 02-11-2018, 12:24 PM

It's good, because the quality of a troop is so tied to its leadership. This allows girls to escape a bad Girl Scout troop to an excellent Boy Scout troop, or vice versa. Or, quality aside, if a Girl Scout troop is more aligned with making stuff, attending Maker Faires, and the Boy Scout Troop more aligned with high adventure, scouts can join the troop more aligned with their interests.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2018, 05:06 PM

I thought I remembered the Girl Scout cookies being baked by Nabisco.
The I happened to stumble on a short film of two girl scouts calling on porn star John Holmes (Jonny Wadd) and sure enough the cookies had the Nabisco label in the corner on the front of the box.

Here's the proof. Do not click~NSFW~NSFNicePeople~Disgusting~Terrible~Causes swelling and Fever.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-dujkn84/vi...nd_girl_scouts

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Gravdigr · 02-13-2018, 05:47 PM

Chips Ahoy.

And, oh God, that music.

Glinda · 02-18-2018, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I read about a Girl Scout selling hundreds of boxes outside a pot store in CA on Superbowl Sunday. The Girl Scout Council wanted to know who it was to admonish her for selling cookies in a commercial district.
This is complete bullshit since, one, a scout selling that many boxes should be easy to find, and two every supermarket around here has a table with Scouts selling cookies outside the door at some time or other.

Anywho, not all GS cookies are created equally.

Bought a box of Thin Mints outside a local grocery store yesterday. Glad I'm in Little Brownie Bakers country - the cookies by the other baker don't look nearly as appetizing.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2018, 10:29 PM

Right, except for the S'mores Little Brownie Bakers wins.

lumberjim · 02-19-2018, 01:11 PM

I thought they had changed the name of Samoas due to some misguided PC Bullshite. Now I realize it's just the commies in my region choosing to distribute inferior cookies to save a thin dime. probably the same jerks that came up with the beverage tax.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2018, 06:20 PM

Extend the cookie season on Amazon...

Dude111 · 11-10-2018, 09:47 AM

I used to LOVE thin mints but they changed them and they taste like craploa to me now......

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2018, 09:55 AM

Do you live in(or get cookies from) the ABC or Little Brownie territory?

02-11-2018, 12:04 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Girl Scout Cookies I read about a Girl Scout selling hundreds of boxes outside a pot store in CA on Superbowl Sunday. The Girl Scout Council wanted to know who it was to admonish her for selling cookies in a commercial district. This is complete bullshit since, one, a scout selling that many boxes should be easy to find, and two every supermarket around here has a table with Scouts selling cookies outside the door at some time or other. Anywho, not all GS cookies are created equally. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-11-2018, 07:49 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-11-2018, 11:43 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's weird, we used to get Samoas but now we get Caramel Delights. I figured the scouts had copyright to all the cookies but maybe not. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-11-2018, 12:07 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Would that get your cookies off? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-11-2018, 12:06 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Boy Scouts already accept all genders. At least some Girl Scout troops accept transgender girls. No need to wait til 2035. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-11-2018, 11:58 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Still waiting for 2035 and the formation of the Other-Gendered Scouts

02-11-2018, 12:24 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It's good, because the quality of a troop is so tied to its leadership. This allows girls to escape a bad Girl Scout troop to an excellent Boy Scout troop, or vice versa. Or, quality aside, if a Girl Scout troop is more aligned with making stuff, attending Maker Faires, and the Boy Scout Troop more aligned with high adventure, scouts can join the troop more aligned with their interests. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-13-2018, 05:06 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I thought I remembered the Girl Scout cookies being baked by Nabisco. The I happened to stumble on a short film of two girl scouts calling on porn star John Holmes (Jonny Wadd) and sure enough the cookies had the Nabisco label in the corner on the front of the box. Here's the proof. Do not click~NSFW~NSFNicePeople~Disgusting~Terrible~Causes swelling and Fever. http://www.xnxx.com/video-dujkn84/vi...nd_girl_scouts NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2018, 05:47 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Chips Ahoy. And, oh God, that music. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-18-2018, 10:29 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Right, except for the S'mores Little Brownie Bakers wins. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2018, 01:11 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I thought they had changed the name of Samoas due to some misguided PC Bullshite. Now I realize it's just the commies in my region choosing to distribute inferior cookies to save a thin dime. probably the same jerks that came up with the beverage tax. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 02-19-2018 at 01:16 PM.

03-18-2018, 06:20 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Extend the cookie season on Amazon... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-10-2018, 09:47 AM	#14
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	I used to LOVE thin mints but they changed them and they taste like craploa to me now......

11-10-2018, 09:55 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Do you live in(or get cookies from) the ABC or Little Brownie territory? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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